Im the only who what happened this? 🤔

Reading someone's code be like

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

Report to who?

Made a NodeJS chat thing, had a nice talk with myself

I just realised ... I type anal in for analytics.

I help blind children in weekends.

**blind is a verb here

!rant. Sometimes, trolling your fam is a lot of fun.
Just today my sister asked me how to type the character ÷ on her keyboard. I told her to press : and the - key and then just move it like so.

: -
: -
: -
:-
÷

See? Ez pz. She actually tried it and just said 'i cant, it erases everything'. And then all of my other siblings kept ranting the same thing. I forgot we were in group chat. And now its full of : and - spams. And im just here laughing my ass out.

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

OMFG if I see one more single-lined if-else/for statements without proper closure brackets I'm gonna kill some people!!!

My setup is finally complete!! 😊😊

I love firebase
I love firebase
*Recieves error*
I hate firebase
I hate firebase

WTF !!! It's been two years since I choose my life as a developer and they are expecting me to have an experience of 5 years. It's like one of those posts :) LOL

Me : We have 3 guys , 850 hours of content to develop, and you want this by mid Feb...
Account Manager : Yes
Me: ... (Doing math in head)..
Account Manager : This has to happen , what do we need to MAKE THIS HAPPEN..
Me: A time machine....

- awkward silence -

I still didn't smoke a sigaret (or anything else) since 1 january 2017 15:00 PM!

Heroes

Spare semi colon,

You are a tremendous cunt

Glad I've found you now.

- programmer's hiku

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

#Which party are you?
- [ ] Republican Party
- [ ] Democratic Party
- [x] LAN Party

We've all been there.

This should be illegal!

At my old job we hired a junior developer. Turned out the junior knew more than all of us. I learnt a lot from him and it pushed me to update my knowledge and skill set!

*Makes joke in dev community*
RandomGuy: "well actually, that's not correct. The truth is blah blah blah"

Can you please just for like 5mins enjoy the joke and have a laugh?
All you're doing is stroking your own ego.

When you prove its a hardware probelm

LDAP/Active Directory

The first thing my prof showed to us day 1.

Lenovo had it first xD

Visual Studio 2017rc is so good that I'm beginning to hate 2015.
code preview, installation speed, startup without hiccups.
EVERYTHING IS SO FRIGGIN SMOOTH IMMA CRY.

Don't you just hate it when you are writing up a report and this happens.. ugh,the frustration!

Simple way of storing keys.