How Linus Torvalds laughs ?:
Uploads ha.wav to an ftp server and lets the rest of the world mirror it 😃😃

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Well said. Well said indeed.

a gentleman doesn't hack and tell

Inline CSS with !important

a litte piece of javascript pinging the server every minute to prevent user being logged out

$(document).ready(function() {
setInterval(ping, 60000);
});

inline CSS counts?

We need a stackoverflow for girlfriends....

i, j and k declared as globals. You fucking moron.

Exactly

Inspired by "Standup comedy on spreadsheet" created the following in python ft MrRobot 😉. The zoomed in vs the zoomed out pic. Thus screens are just a spreadsheet of rgb colors.. 😃

There’s a SQL joke in there somewhere

There’s a band called 1023 MB. They haven’t had a gig yet.

TOP 10 PROGRAMMING BEST PRACTICES

#1 Start numbering from 0.
#10 Sort elements in lexicographic order for readability.
    #2 Use consistent indentation.
#3 use Consistent Casing.
#4.000000000000001 Use floating-point arithmetic only where necessary.
#5 Not avoiding double negations is not smart.
#6 Not recommended is Yoda style.
#7 See rule #7.
#8 Avoid deadlocks.
#9 ISO-8859 is passé - Use UTF-8 if you ▯ Unicode.
#A Prefer base 10 for human-readable messages.
#10 See rule #7.
#10 Don't repeat yourself.

It counts?

A friend of mine was playing Destiny 2 just now and the game crashed. This was legit the error message :

Make software that people use with a smile

😎 I wish they had realised this when building the Titanic😎

The man behind the name "Microsoft" 📁
RIP Paul

Not ++’ing a rant because double tapping / dragging the finger all the way to the side of the screen to the ++ button required too much effort.

"Did you enjoy using our product?"

- I did until you showed this pop-up

Optimising code

6 char

😥😥😥😥

Me: *types "recursion" into google*
Google: Did you mean: recursion
Me: *clicks the suggestion, even tho I see no error*
Google: Did you mean: recursion
Me: ohh I see. I feel stupid

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?