Just a quick question for ppl that deploy websites through FTP: how are y'all deploying your sites?

Which tools do you use?

On Slack
Me: I can't access the VPN
Network team: You have to create a user incident
My browser: 403
Network team: Yeah you need to be on the VPN to access the incident system
Me: 😐

Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

I work in a company with no designers

Very well.

*random person stars my repo on Github*

Me: Fuck yes give me those stars!

*checks user's profile, has starred 40k repositories*

Me: Take that star back you whore.

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Seriously I'm using Intellij IDEA Ultimate, should I migrate to VS Code ? or should I just stay where I am ?

I surely hope so.

Ok bye....

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Anyone experience with microservices?

I want to offload CPU intense workloads to another server while I use my main webserver for just simply serving files and I have a couple of questions... Like were to start researching if this idea is even viable

Thanks in advance!

The day when we'll have to support extra timezones is coming...

Probably the store owner talking to a customer about jerking off while he went like 5 years without sex.

(Im working a basic job while in college)

code review

😞

And on Fridays we all say together...

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✨ DON'T ✨
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✨ PUSH ✨
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✨ TO ✨
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✨ PRODUCTION ✨
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Is there an SSH app like Putty that can login to multiple servers at a time and execute the same command?

We have multiple servers and trying to locate a request in the logs. The structure of all the machines are the same so I want to just toe each command like CD, grep, etc one time and see the output from all of them.

Rather then logging in one by one.

Can anyone please tell some good work from home internships?? (My preference is C,C++)

Freelancer.com is under heavy spam attack for a couple of hours now, I guess the devs are sleeping.

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

In production, whenever nginx can't find an upstream it will display a static 'maintenance' html file that tells the user the come back later

In development, it shows clippy :D

Apparently, Windows is going to have a better terminal :)

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Not easy to spot

I should build my own CDN instead of trusting BIG CORPS like Cloudflare

Leave the code base a better place than what it was when you touched it!

Used a starter to scaffold a new project. Have never used that starter before but it has more than 1400 starts on Github.

Two days after.... so far so good. The created project structure used some tools I haven't used before, some are good, others are not so good, but anyway I am towards the first release of my codes. I have done countless 'npm run build', 'npm run test', 'npm run fix', etc., but.... my fault, I haven't committed once since starting the project, thinking I would commit when the next function is implemented, next test case passed.... after all, what could go wrong anyway?

Finally, one last test case passed, I think I will commit and run 'npm publish'.... but wait, had a glimpse of the scripts section in package.json, there's a command named 'all'. An voice came out of nowhere was talking to my subconscious mind, "all.... build, lint, prettier, test..... yeah you should run all... it's another build script, the worst you can get is just some harmless error messages.....", and my fingers typed 'npm run all'...

Time stopped for a few seconds, file structure in project explorer was shifting, files & folders were disappearing & appearing, what's happening... and I looked at the 'all' script closely for the first time....

WHAT THE HELL, WHO SHOULD PUT 'git reset --hard' IN A BUILD SCRIPT WITHOUT ANY PROMPT????!!!!!!!

MY PLAN WAS TO COMMIT AND GO TO SLEEP, IT'S 1AM NOW!!! WHERE CAN I RECOVER THE LOST FILES????

Please contact your optician. Hahahahaha

Node Js..😍😍♥️♥️

The best kind of relation.