My type of developer

Job title: "Junior Application Developer"

Rest of job description: "4 years experience...Career level: Experienced hire/Professional"

Meaning: "Looking for a senior level programmer willing to work for a junior salary."

I hate job hunting.

That awkward moment when you made some changes in your code and hope that it will fail so that you can confirm your theory/suspicion.

Otherwise you'll have no idea what's going on.

: /

//TODO:
//FIXME:
//BROKEN:

All of those will never ever be removed.
Ever...

We need more JS devs for our frontend.
After half a year of PM complaining that he doesn’t find devs, he finally came back to us:
„Sorry guys, I found two devs, but they are not Java developers, they only do JavaScript“
Me:
Team:
*both speechless*
TeamLead: „... wait, you searched for Java devs half a year?“

720p vs 1080p vs 1080i vs 4k
🙁

Which is your way to share the code?🤣🤣

What the hell am I searching on Google?

When you've been invited to follow all company calendars.

Man. I am starting my own company at age 15. This feels so unreal.

If I had a penny for every time I misspelt 'nginx', I'd be richer that Bill Fucking Gates.

Could you have picked a more typo-prone name!?

Okay, if you have a video on your website how about you not blast my ears when I go to your site. Load it muted. I along with the rest of the world know how to turn on the audio if I desire. If you are not starting off muted; you are a jerk!

Me, when I found devRant on Saturday:

One of your rants is 4 away from a stress ball, but it's been over two weeks since the last ++, and you're just like:

Coursemates tried to convince me that putty was the programming language we were learning in our Intro to Programming class, not C. I thought they were joking, turns out they were dead serious.

When 3/4 of my team gave up and left halfway through. I still don't understand how we ended up with a working prototype in the end.

// TODO create awesome rants here to entertain other devs to earn lot of upvotes to get a devRant stressball

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

!rant
What's the next language you want to learn?

OW FUCKING GREAT

BEEN CREATING THIS WEBSITE FOR 1 MONTH USING REACTJS. IT'S HALFWAY DONE. NOW THE HIGHER UPS CHANGES THEIR DECISION THAT WE HAVE TO MAKE IT WITH WORDPRESS.

FUUUUUCCCCKKKK. I'M FUCKING OUT.

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

If Rammstein were programmers :D

$ wget *

Downloads the Internet.

I know a few developers who do this 😂

A surprisingly honest sales site

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

If we ever colonize Mars or if we even go further I am already feeling sorry for the poor bloke that will have to work on DateTime library.

When you've been a developer for 13 years and new kid comes in and shows you stuff you don't understand #kidsthesedays

Worst part of being a dev?
Unanswered stackoverflow question that exactly matches your problem

Web developer's dilemma