Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

try{
❤️
}catch(){
🍺
}

"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"Who's..."
"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"there?"

- DDoS Atack

I don't know why but I LOLed.
(Open it up to get the full image)

Classic Friday; wine, cat, boyfriend coding on laptop in devRant sweater 😍

PSA: "sudo apt-get remove nginx" doesn't actually remove nginx. It will still continue to run and block port 80 on every reboot.

Until you run sudo apt-get autoremove, nginx-core and others still remain.

And that's how twenty seconds of scheduled downtime turns into 10 minutes.

Dammit nginx

I dnt thnk i hav to write anythn here

Next time someone asks me to teach them Git, my reaction would be this.

##Rant

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

You vs the girl you like

That mini dopamine rush :P

How to politely tell your client that their request for the new 'little' feature is unrealistic and fucking absurd?

When you don't test EVERYTHING...

C# in a nutshell.

Credits: 9gag

!rant

For an indie dev like me, this means so much! Made my day!

Absolutely hate it when a random website wants to show me notifications via Google chrome. Go F yourself.

How to make a cold cup of coffee:-

1-make a normal cup of coffee
2-start coding
3-after coding you'll forget that you made coffee
4-drink it cold
5-feel bad for not drinking it while it's hot

A bug a day keeps ego away.

Haven't slept in the last 72 hours, eaten in 24 and shaved or showered in 48+ .. but it is such a delight to move the project to production an hour before the deadline and two hours later to receive an angry phone call from the client because there is 'horrible bug' in the web system - the logo of his company wasn't showing, only the name ... the moron never sent us a logo to begin with, only a MS word document with the company's information and a compressed 200x80 logo in the bottom ...

Fuck Java haters.

That is all.

Tabs v spaces again

Thanks to alistairkb for showing this theme, now I can hack in style 😎

That awkward moment...

Schools in India be like - "We teach CS from 3rd grade!"

Me: "Name a few programing languages"
3rd grade student: "Basic, cobol, pascal..."
Me: (thinking) "Am I in stone age...?"

Took mobile app development as an elective and they are teaching Windows phone programming :/

This one never gets old 😂

I just discovered the dark side.

Why haven't I joined it sooner?

She: We've been together for so long and why are you never romantic??
Me: What do you mean? I can say I Love You in 10 different languages!
She: Awww... Really ?!?
Me:
cout<<"I Love You!";
printf("I Love You!);
System.out.println("I Love You!");
print "I Love You!"
echo "I Love You!";
say I Love You
puts "I Love You!
msg db 'I Love You!'
<h1>I Love You!</h1>
dbms_output.put_line ('I Love You!');

Me: Hello.. ?

This makes me consider changing career paths.