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About

Flutter developer at the moment.
Skills

Actually programming (languages etc are just tools)
Website

http://lisper.me

Joined devRant on 10/31/2016

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Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

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Anyone else getting used to seeing certain usernames in devRant? We may not have "friends" like Facebook, but is still a kick ass community 😃

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When anyone tells you some app idea you have already heard a thousand times, do you throw a OutOfFucksToGiveException?

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I need to build multithreading in my brain, i want to learn at least 8 new code languages and techniques at the same time(not to mention normal languages)

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Soo true!

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Evil developers on Stackoverflow

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Devs we be like.....!...thanks to Bots.....Why should we remain single for ever😂😂😂

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Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

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Big data is like teenage sex

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Every programmers dream convo

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Which one guys?

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