Meanwhile,in an Indian movie , a medical student carries a UNIX book 📚😅😂.

Don't wanna miss the most important meal of the day

I had an idiot as my boss once. The guy was a principal architect at the time, and thought it would be a good idea to demonstrate his/our project to the entire org in an auditorium. The project inclined turning the User's phone as the entertainment unit in the car. He spoke of all the bells and whistles, about how you can listen to music, watch videos while in the car. A guy expressed his concern about the cost and availability of 3g/4g data in India, our target market. He blatantly dismissed the concern claiming one doesn't use data while watching videos, as you aren't downloading or saving anything. If you save the video offline only then you consume data. I have never seen a group of 200 odd people grow silent that quick. People looking around uncomfortably. And then this ass goes, "My team is sitting back there. Reach out to them if you have any doubts.."

I sunk in my seat as low as I possibly could without falling down

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

If it fails put water...

Today we'll refactor the API.
Tomorrow we'll celebrate.

My Future Self need never know how bad it once was.

After working over 14 years as it-systemadministrator and developer for a city government I finally quit today and switched into a start-up. Lower wage, vacation days and many more "downsides"...but I am allowed to follow my passion and create something that matters. I'm afraid and super jacked. Wish me luck :)

tl;dr quit job to get complete expression. afraid and jacked at once :)

One picture to rule them all

Computer in our School

Earphone, Headphone both damaged..

Why do I always here beginners say "If loop"??? Where does this come from?

It worked last night

Every hardcoded thing ever 😥

Lots of legacy code.

/* do not touch this */

Mixing tabs and spaces

Fix it in production!

"just a temporary workaround"

"Write it on paper"

"git has stopped working"

Legacy 1000+ line method

Worst "hackathon" turned out to be the boss (scrum master type) and a Magento guy (super OCD) working on a tiny tiny adjustment to a email template. They didn't really do anything and expected me to just make it all way better with CSS alone. I built out a robust responsive email in a codepen for them. They acted like they couldn't trust me to be a part of the team because I wasn't contributing - but I wasn't even sure what was happening. Between gathering refreshments and patting themselves on the back... it was hard to see what they had done. The online presentation to the magento people was pretty funny to watch though. If you think you can't have a presentation about nothing - think again. Magento is totally fucked. The word 'hacking' is not really suited to describe 'programming websites/applications quickly' anyway. 'Ninja' and 'hack' should always be considered red flags. 'Magento' should be a triple red flag: Jerk-off Jesus-complex boss, self-centered out of touch programmers, crap product. Watch out!

- What did a Java static method accused of criminal possession of a weapon said in his deffense?

- "THIS does not belong to me!"

The most daunting thing about colonizing Mars is rewriting the Date class in Java.

There's a fancy new coffee machine in the office. When it breaks, it displays java exceptions on the screen. 😂

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

Tabs instead of spaces

Give me your estimates.

This is legacy code.

When you get time, ...