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Who hates when their parents think they're playing video games when in reality we're programming?

when it's 2016 and we still support IE8 on xp.....
somebody kill me please

Reviewing code in a project, found this one:

# Todo: Fix horrible parent member check. People may have been killed for better code
-- horrible code here --

I remember showing a kid a floppy disk and he asked why I made a life-sized save button.

how many docker lovers in the house?? Why do you love it?

Honest Virus

never mess with GRUB!
lesson learnt -.-"

We all make mistakes, right Google?

So my company wants to hire a Data Scientist with 5 years experiece in this job ...

Found this gem:

Software and cathedrals are much the same. First we build them, then we pray.

When you opened Visual Studio and before programming you decided to download and install the latest update.. and it started to download 19 GB of updates...

Nice! I will be able to do what I wanted tonight...

When the client requirements for the ios/android app is that the source code has to be php...

Backend engineer doing frontend. The eternal struggle of centering an object.

🙈🙈🙈

why are we having a flame war on best programming language! it is personal choice and everything has its own purpose and importance. as a dev we should respect that

Just saw this on a production code :

array = new array[1024] //that should be enough

When you boot and can't remember if its F2 F8 F12 or DEL

This is how I feel right now. Does anyone else have the same problem?

Dev vs UI Designer

It just hit me that 'devRant' is in camel case.

I approve.

I have the house all to myself. Twenty years ago, I'd be throwing a party. Today I look forward to all the uninterrupted coding.

"my web site doesn't look well in safari"

By far the worst project I've ever worked on was a webapp for a high school robotics club. The project manager had worked for a bit in industry, then switched into teaching for quite a while. Apparently the idea that technology changes and improves over time never quite got to him. According to him the industry standard for all websites was pure HTML and Javascript. We didn't even get to use an IDE, nor even Notepad++. We used notepad. I got out quick.

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

This SINGLE space just broke my entire project. Good luck debugging that one...

We need to get Linus Torvalds ranting in here, his rants are legendary

4 week summer vacation over. Did not code any sideprojects and opened laptop only to watch netflix on vacation (Stranger Things ❤️). My liver will be pleased that its over. Tomorrow back to work, hopefully I remember how to code again 😜

well, sorry Dave

So glad you are here guys :')