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Junior Software Engineer at Capgemini. Part-time undergraduate taking Digital & Technology Solutions
Skills

C#, ASP.NET MVC, SQL Server, Basic Web Development skills

Joined devRant on 3/27/2016

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is it that difficult to understand..

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those people who take all the credit for your work!

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HTML + CSS

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What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

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When you start reading someone else's code and all you do is properly indent for the first 30 mins so you can actually read it.

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Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

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How did this date format ever get past code review.

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Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

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Meanwhile, in real life...

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Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

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Interviewer: "Give me an example of a time you made a significant contribution to a particular community."

Me: "This one time I got a +6 on my devRant"

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Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays

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How everyone on DevRant was born

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Exception handling.

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The Manager cracks a joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy..

Manager asks him- Didn't you understand my Joke????

The guy replies - I resigned yesterday
😝😁😁

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#TipOfTheDay 😂😂😂

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.eminem {
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manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

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all unit tests passing

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When cancel operation lasts longer than actual task.

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Paying bills on payday

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*drinks while coding*
*next morning* 'Da fuq?'

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Am I the only one who will spend an hour to write a script that runs only once to save myself from entering in 20 minutes worth of data manually?

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Why on earth do sign up forms give you the option to opt OUT of email newsletters if they're going to send the bloody emails anyway?

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Already dreading about going to work Monday because there is an all day meeting scheduled. 7am meeting, non programming related, video conference. Yikes. #ijustwanttoprogram

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When your music is just right and you're coding without interruptions and feel like a wizard.

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When you get a call into the helpdesk:

" It doesn't work!! "

What doesn't fucking work???!!!!??? And who the hell is this anyway?

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