It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

Guess ...🤔

64 bit windows

How on Earth has PHP became successful? That language is as terrible as Satan's balls

Windows updates😂

Been there, done that.

Hi everybody! I wanted to share this with y'all.

Yesterday I got my Master's Degree, I'm finally free from University!

This is how y'all look when you bitch about programming languages in which your experience with it does not go beyond trivial hello world shit.

1. See new shiny tech
2. Read install/setup instructions
3. Make Hello World/Todo app by copying codeblocks from documentation
4. Update LinkedIn profile
5. Insist on rewriting entire company ecosystem

Oh wait, thats my horseshit-eating coworker

He makes university trips as well now, after having settled at home. He's adapted to the student life well.

this.age++;

If I hear another project manager say, "divide and conquer," imma fuckin' lose it.

Float strikes again 🙄

I'm getting a patent to my name. Yay!

Teacher: The exam subjects will be entirely from what we worked in class.
Narrator: The exam subjects will not be even close to what they worked in class.

Best Linux text-editor?

=> gedit

😆

Messy and fugly codes makes my head hurt, but when it's mine, it makes my heart bleed. :'( </3

please contact god for detail information

Just fuck it

Can't ignore Kotlin anymore , its official. Where should I start?

Devrant haiku:

Business call
Here is my email
Response: is it all in lowercase?

"I need you to teach me how to code, so people can't fool me around when they start to speak about apps"
-My boss

Life of an IT guy

1.Born
2.Study
3.Job
4.Shall I share my screen?.
5.Are you able to see my screen?
6.Am I audible ?
7.Correct me if I'm wrong
8.Sorry I was on mute
9.Ok.. I am sending that email.
10.Did you receive my email?
11.I am on a sick leave.
12.Death

Pretty much it!

*writes a big chunk of code*

*Runs without errors*

Something ain't right.

MRW young people don't know what a floppy disk is

!Rant
Won $10,000 in a hackathon today.
Now, time to implement!!

How inheritance works in java

Comic sans 😂

I know it's PHP.

Clients be like...