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so am on yosemite with xcode 7.2 and I want to debug an ios 9.3.2 but I first need to upgrade to El capitan and then xcode to 7.3. unbelievable!!!!!2
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business: could you just add this small button? it's nothing right?
my thoughts: why... why do we keep on having this conversation???1 -
Monday, at the weekend I will start working on that thing I wanted.
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Friday, tomorrow I can finally start working on that thing I wanted
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Sunday night, damn, I wanted to work on that thing I wanted2 -
going over some old code in the project...
thinking what garbage is this?
oh oh it was junior me :(5 -
interviewing a guy earlier on... apparently jQuery is better because it can do things javascript can't
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your colleague says "i've fixed those broken unit tests".....
Double checked the dictionary, skip doesn't mean fixed!! -
I wish I could debug mosquitoes.. this way I could leave them hanging on a breakpoint all night and prevent them from flying next to my ear just before I fall asleep2
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My colleague went to the kitchen and left his screen unlocked :p
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I took a screenshot on his computer opened the image put it in full screen and waited for him to get back. I was laughing my ass off when he hit the reset button... no worries he had already pushed :p6 -
So you want a junior developer who has at least 3-5 years of experience? Am I the only one who can't figure out why a developer would still be at a junior level after 5 years?6
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So you have saved up some money, got a macbook, paid for an apple developer account to build an app which uses the camera only to find out that the simulator doesnt work with the macbook's camera. Apple do you realise that without devs you wouldn't have a decent app store?8
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LinkedIn recruiter sent me a message telling me that my profile seemed to be a perfect match for a .net position when I have no such experience whatsoever....1
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The first time I made fun of a customer of mine was when she took a ruler to see if the responsive website was identical to the mock up1