Flashlights require regional licensing. Most flashlights can only be used within the continental US due to the contracts bound to the Flashlight Manufactures Union.

The first time I encountered NaN, I got more angry than was justifiable. Switching can be tough and fun.

Chuck Norris down votes Scott Hanselman

I love them! Sometimes when I am waiting for a build I just move my mouse around and around watching the trail all over. It's pretty.

You have to close outlook because you can't have two programs getting lousier with every release at the same time.

Getting fired is kinda like being held back a grade in school. You hate it at the time but it'll make you work harder and realize there are consequences to your actions. But do it too many times and no one will respect you or want to be around you. Then prom comes and it's actually illegal and kinda creepy to ask a girl to the prom. So you just sit at home writing code all night comparing yourself to other failures in our society that actually were successful like Einstein or Miley Cyrus, but I digress.

Umbraco?

@PoweredByCoffee Your comment marks you as a developer. You used the rules of the framework at hand and found the solution for your problem of finding this post later. I don't really have a funny anecdote for what an engineer would've done, but trust me it would've been epic and gone completely unnoticed and unexplainable to outsiders.

You'll have a better job in sux months. Bite the bullet and reduce your expenses make yourself comfortable with any salary and find something better.This happened to me l. The owner's wife hired a new sales rep.They actually kicked me out of my office and gave it to her. Then they allowed her to do her masters work on the clock. I was trying to make a major deadline and she calls me into her office off the floor to ask me some questions. Once I figured out she was asking me about her homework. I just looked at her said "I'm doing my job right now." And walked out. If I were you I'd make sure they weren't setting you up to not make deadlines or blame you for her failings if you're too busy to help her.

@dontPanic Quattro pro macros to cool Web app, fun and profitable

Reply- "Absolutely but I'll need to increase the resolution"

@azous sales needs the speed to make sure they can quote it, sell it and promise it before the development team has a chance to write a single line of code.

@villain single thread development

This teacher is amazing! He obfuscated his code by design! Brilliant! It takes real talent to obfuscate code while you're writing it! Amazing!

SELECT Name,Address,TimeZone,DesiredPresents,CookieType
FROM users
inner join Cookies on Cookies.username = users.name and Cookies.useraddress = users.address and Cookies.year = 2015
WHERE behavior="nice" and Cookies.brand not in ('Sams Choice','Great Value')

Selecting * is way too much information who knows what it'll return.

Any site that I can't write with HotDog will never look good on Netscape Navigator; and that's unacceptable!

You're going to need a raspberry pi, five servos,a ball point pen and a few rubber bands.

@iwakirinko the funny thing is, it's been running for 3 years without a glitch. Never has this happened in history