Nothing like a personalised email from a recruiter

Just need to install some dependencies

So HR invited us to a mandatory hour long talk on why rest and relaxation is important for work efficiency.

On a Saturday.

You can’t make this shit up.

I hate these assholes so much,

The comments of a tired developer.

relatable??? me when i was in senior secondary school

Six hours of meetings in one day.

Fuck you Android Studio. FUCK YOUU...

Wait, how did I only just find out you can use the space bar on a mobile to move the cursor?

https://cnet.com/google-amp/news/...

What is more disaster
Than manager thinking to assign a production deployment to non technical person.

Novell networking software. Like, all of it. Glad it’s gone.

Honzo, can we make this website responzive?

Looking ito code:
position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute;

Response: Sure.
Client: Cost?
Me: Much.

Linux is free, if you don’t value your time

My start in new company....

HR: you will get a Macbook from us...

Me: yessss!!!!

~~~

One Day before first Day:

I Picked up the laptop from company...opened the case....
No Macbook, but HP 😂😂😂...🤷‍♀️

~~~

First Day at new company:

PM: you will be using Ps, Sketch....

ME: how will be the licence costs payed?

PM: it is already installed...

ME: wait, what? It's nothing in my Laptop.. Wait what? Sketch?....I haven't recieved a Mac....

PM: What?????🤦‍♀️.....

~~~

Later in the same Day...

My laptop: Fu*k you!!! Your account has been disabled. Contact your system Administrátor...

ME: wtf????? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

.....to be continued....

Most effective solution

That's just rude, VSCode.

My OCD.

Customer has a report sent to them and they're concerned the information isn't correct regarding:

"updates made <removed> showing up on the file after the fact"

Wait, hold up ... "after the fact" ... like after the report is sent to you?!?!?!

Coding style?

Having a real job

Ah yes, progress...
Why do SJWs have to infiltrate everything and project their own racist views of the world onto non-problematic terms?
Slavery has existed for as long as humanity and abolishing the terms will definitely not solve slavery and opression.
I am not against Git changing the default name but I am against them doing it in the name of "inclusivity". The technical world exists by merit and not inclusivity. Why make everything about color, race or slavery level?

My PR's being denied.

I miss windows xp. It was so open and so civilized. The times when you actually owned your computer.

it's like amazon but for drugs

Geocrapping

Documenting where you took a shit
And how shitty it was

Programming tutorials on pornhub

Firefox is not a “chrome alternative”. Firefox is a better browser. Even if we completely keep the chromium privacy out of question, Firefox is still faster and Firefox devtools are still waaaay superior.

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.