God I love these

devrant feels like 9gag for smart people

Devrant is the reason I left Facebook. Why be with those shitty people when you have community of your own kind!

Developers coding cycle:

Start of Project - "Right, I am going to make this code clean and structured."

Deadline looming - "F**k it, just throw the code in there and get it finished".

I can't be the only one who has at least once used a single = for a comparison and spent ages wondering what went wrong 😑

When your indexing starts from -1.

Salute...)

Interviewer: "Give me an example of a time you made a significant contribution to a particular community."

Me: "This one time I got a +6 on my devRant"

(tl:dr at the bottom)
context:
my partner programming skills are pretty basic and he does not work in software development. instead he is in the largest (and only) electricity company here.
history:
one day his boss ask him "hey, do you know how to use google maps?"
Partner: "yeah, what do u need?"
His boss: "great! please make 10,000 routes with these coordinates, i need them for tomorrow"
Partner: "WTF!" ,grab his phone and call me, "(explains me te situation) dude, can you make like a script or something?"
Me: "Sure, but we'll need a loooot of coffee"
We spent 18 hours developing a routes generator with java-fx, mysql and JS.
Next day we went to deliver those routes and to "show" the system. They told us that after searching for 6-7 months, they wasnt able to find such a solution as ours.
Next day, I took a plane to this company HQ (My partner was food-sick, so i had to be there by my own), had a meeting with the TOP Bosses (on of them arrived in a Helicopter, lots of body-guards) and after a 3-4 hours, just like that, we had our first Big Contract with a huge ass company.

tl;dr:
we ended making an 8 months national project with the biggest and only electricity company with an 18hrs-developed system.

Is there a synonym for SEO?

Bug types:
- hardware 1%
- software 5%
- peopleware 94%

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 

1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer :D

Such a kind virus 😂😂😂

Avoiding speed cameras

how to learn everything in 21 days. :-)

Once A Programmer Had No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, so he Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!

Programmer : “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands, In Our New Home”

God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Programmers”

Backend programmer

how do you migrate to production so fast?

Windows, I am not your father!

There are two well defined programming eras, known as BG and AG.
Before Google and After Google

"yes! this is exactly what I was asking for!!!" -said no client ever

Life of a software engineer.

I'm sure it happened with you :)

Stack Overflow is down. Can't write code at all.

Relationship problems

much hacking. wow.