This is just wrong..

Its true 🙋

The difference between inheritance and composition

Now we're talking!

Oh boy...

So my mom just responded to an email saying her email account would be deleted if she didn't respond to it by typing in her email address...

And the password to that email address, her SSN, and her bank account number. Now I have to fix it. For crying out loud...

So keep things simple and use flow diagrams

Great translation by Netgear.
Apparently they're not sure what a Mac-address is...

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

YES MOTHERFUCKER YES YES YES FUCK YES IT MOTHERFUCKING WORKS FUCK YES

A rant of happiness!

:(

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another.

A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?"

"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer."

"So? What's that got to do with anything?"

"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors".

Minimum Viable Party

My life in one sentence...

Went with a cousin to hospital for vaccination .I took a pen and wrote: "Anti-Virus database updated 09.01.2017" . Now I am not allowed to stay with my cousin :(

Deadlines

When you're sitting in front of a problem the whole day and cannot put your finger on a solution. Stay 45m longer than necessary, implement and push - yet something tickles your brain - something's just not ... right ... although it works .. but

Get out, walk to the subway, wait for your train - and immediately see the solution as clear as day. Hammer perfect Pseudocode in your phone, get strange looks as you laugh out loud - it was soooo easy and right there in front of you the whole time.You even have already used the exact same function today.
So happy, now you can sleep without a brain-tickle

Diference

Declare variables only :))

Microsoft hate

That moment...after hours of fighting with the internet and the part of your mind that says you can't....found a fix for a bug

Been short listed for a dev job... proper freaking out as if I get it, it will be my first front end job in the industry 😩

When I show someone my code

Me too vending machine , me too..

Credit: Twitter.

Sometimes when I see
#include<stdio.h>

I am reading it as
#include<studio.h>

My setup for 2017 ;)
2x phillips 40" 4k monitors.
Worth every penny!

The JS Drinking Game:

1. Think of a noun.
2. Google "<noun>.js"
3. If a libary with that name exists, drink!

Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

Everytime

ASCII 3D game. How beautiful.

You know its bad when: