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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

*** writes unit tests with great zeal and fervor ***

IDE is reporting 85% line coverage, woohoo!

*** grins like a bastard, thinks it's perhaps time to stop and celebrate ***

*** runs branch/conditional coverage... ***

37%

*** facepalm ***

So This is how you spell column in Java 😂

10 out of 10 would recommend going to collage 😁

(Spelled wrong deliberately)

The more songs and the more photos you put on your phone, the heavier it gets. Only by a trillion-billionth of the tiniest fraction of an ounce, but still

Haha keeping the tradition alive.

So I was studying for a test using a quizlet my social studies teacher made, and I came across this gem. 99% sure my social studies teacher didn't read what it said/understand what it means.

Brace yourselves for some rage. Laptop is broken and I have to use my sisters, with 2GB RAM and Win 7.

Today was a productive day

😂😂

I just had to download Firefox to be able to download chrome because Edge kept crashing. Think about that for a second.

It kept crashing on a BING SEARCH...

This really made me laugh
https://9gag.com/gag/aVMd6j8/...

Sorry no picture because of image compression and text size.

My grandma comes to me with all her computer problems, but this time she came to tell me a story instead.

She said she was about to call me for help, and then thought about what I would do. "Google it."
And guys, she did. She googled it. And she got an answer.

I taught her to fish, guys :) I did it.
One down, 6,999,999,998 to go...

Hmmm. @dfox, there seems to be a problem. I click on a rant, and it takes me to a collab page. Is that a new feature? :)

Is a negative upload the same as download?

It was between me and another guy.

I fucking won!

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!

I'll be a junior Linux Support Engineer in a week or so!

OMG OMG YAYAYAYAYAY

That moment you write tons of code and compile it and there are No errors.

*achievement unlocked*

Do you ever wonder what IDE the developers used to make the new IDEs 🤔

Google Assistant...

I know its not much, but im just happy i even get users 😂

People who don't understand what I code or who don't even know what a freaking "code" is, telling me how to do my job!! Then my reaction will be like -

People generally ask me that how do you do app development so easily. I replied "Common sense which is not so common."

Have to share some pillow talk with the wife last night - somehow got onto the subject of washing machines. Mentioned that most washing machines run on something like Java, she disagreed and said they run on buttons. BUTTONS!!

Told her I would be putting this on devrant.

FUCK YOU CORS

I want a os, that has:
The software support of windows, the speed of macOS and the stability and security of Linux...why dont we have this?

Wait, what?!?

Not found new rants since last visit!

So true

This weekend I took a break from programming and online courses. 2 days of pure video gaming. Haven't done that in months.

I regret nothing.

Men shopping: O(1)

Women shopping: Ω(N^N)

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