A or B? Fight!

My definition of fast!

0. Do all practice in Clean Code
1. Do almost all exercises in Eloquent Javascript
2. Learn Python
3. Be proud of the work done in my current job project (I've just started)
4. Read own code from <wk100 and say: "omg I'm a much better programmer today!"
5. Implement 32 hour days to have time to read all those books, listen all those podcasts, code all those katas...

The codebase I'm currently working on is so fucking damn wrong that I made a folder for screenshots called "facepalm".

100% Real. And it's not even the worst on the site.

Pinterest's Save button has a z-index of 8675309. Because why not?

Does anybody know a good (almost as good as Gmail) open-source browser-based email client? Thank you!

SEO analyst (hired by client) sends his inform to client, designer and developer (me) and all it says is: use friendly urls, proper use of h1, h2..., use alt in img tags...

Come on dude! Those are obvious things to any webdev out there who earns his salary. Do YOUR fucking job, do some fucking research and DO NOT dare to tell me page title and meta description are important (Really? No shit genius!) and tell me THE page title and THE fucking meta description... Or...

Fuck off and go find some other victim to trick with your bullshit marketing slang.

Those SEO guys that believe they are some kind of web Gods for building a real crap over WP with a $50 theme and fucking Visual Composer (the most fucked up piece of shit ever) and then ask you to just "optimize" their bloated site so they can get a great score on PageSpeed Insights.

NO.

No way I'm gonna put my hands on that *thing*.

Client asks for a *simple* form in his page. I do the job. He likes it. But turns out what he really wants is a tool to create forms, with editable questions-answers and A/B testing capabilities. FUCK!

!rant

What are your thoughts about the use of 1st or 3rd person for portfolio's bio?

Thank you guys!

Sooo... vacation is over. Let's get some shit done!

!rant

It's official, I'm falling in love with DigitalOcean.

I'm trying to deploy Ghost 1.x to Heroku to host my future coding blog. If (when) I achieve it I already know what the first post will be about Lol

Today wasn't a really productive afternoon, but I've got some rep in SO and it always feels good 😁

rant || !rant
My father-in-law wants me to buy a new computer for him. He's currently using an old Acer minitower running more malware than real software on shitty Windows Vista. He only uses Email (Outlook 2003), Facebook and Youtube. I'm gonna get him a MSI Cubi Intel N3700/4GB/120GB SSD with Linux Mint and problem solved. No more malware/virus calls from him. I'm installing Mint on Vbox right now and I'm loving it from second 0.

Every fucking time I open VirtualBox a new version has been released... And it's always the same!

index.js or main.js?

Every client is in a hurry until the ball is in his/her court.

This really pisses me off... 😡

A recruiter who claims in his signature "Certified in Sourcing Ninja Black-Belt in Internet Recruitment" [sic] offered me a Java Developer position. Guess what? I'm no Java Developer at all.

Client: I need a blog with 3 categories.

Designer: cool, let's have every post teaser in the home look diferent depending on the category.

Me (Dev): Ok...

Client: *sees actual design with different looking posts depending on category* I like it! Let's go!

Me: *codes the site*

Client: It's cool but in the home the posts look different... Could we make them look the same?

Me:...

I've just found a PHP dev job offer which claims literally:

– Our company philosophy: "Every person is a world unto himself." describes our daily work methodology.

And I think they say it as a positive thing LOOOOOOOL

vim's :earlier command is black magic

Note to self: It's NEVER that simple.

I totally agree... now go tell my client.

OS wars is so 1997...

Ah, if you could just use attr() on every CSS property...

git. You know.

Also: iTerm, neovim, gulp and Spotify

Customizing my 88-Key ISO WASD... Any thoughts?