Stack Overflow. You Legends.
Source: https://twitter.com/StackOverflow/...

My friend sent me this and I don’t think I ever laughed harder at a dev joke.

Aussie people make everything funnier, idk why (if it’s a repost then sorry)

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out They couldn't find a table.

When you parallelize a task that doesn't benefit from parallelization

The answer they deserve

I only code as root.
I write sudo code.

"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft Product."

- Wise Old Man

(Taken from ebtionko.wordpress.com)

When your program is a complete mess but does its job

I leave this here and slowly withdraw

Software developers use dark IDE themes because bugs are attracted to the light.

I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.😎

A test engineer walks into a bar

The most needed webservice on earth right now..
https://foaas.com/

SELECT * FROM PEOPLE WHERE GIRLFRIEND = 'Y';

> 0 rows returned

*Sigh*

SELECT VIDEO FROM WEBSITES WHERE URL LIKE '%hub%';

Programming tip of the day:

Several hours of trial and error can save you many minutes of reading the docs.

I came across this purest form of evilness 😂😂😂

both sides are real

Well, ... Ok ...

XD

GIT PUSH LIVE

Still awaiting my async enlightenment 😝

VSCode Remote SSH and Remote WSL 👍.
I'm Lovin' It ❤️

!rant

For some people that are starting with M.L either by hobby or study. This is a very cool website to keep close to when fiddling with concepts that are alien to you:

https://ml-cheatsheet.readthedocs.io/...

Just thought it would be a nice bookmark to have.

Cheers putos

100% random on this one BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT...

I currently have a minecraft server up and running but everyone I work with seems to have left it and I seem to be the only one on now...

If anyone is interested in joining the IP is minecraft.lxmcf.com and it's a vanilla 1.14.1 server with a few datapacks :-3

(PS it's only a 2GB server so please be gentle)

Edit: should also note it's the java edition

Nice workaround xD

Now that I have time to approach my ultimate dream ( being the pro penrester ) , asked a hacker for a road map and he gave me (U'll rarely see such open hackers that share knowledge :) )
Surprisingly I've been familiar with all the topics but being the most pro , requires u to be pro in every single topic .

Guess what ? I'm starting from basic linux commands all over again 😂
echo 'hello world :/'

!rant
This is the second month that I'll actually earn money from developing software at my job, I'm so happy to finally see all the (self-)studying and late-night coding shed its fruits 😍

The cooling system in one of our server rooms is frozen...

#WhenYouAreTooNerdy

Whenever a language has a goto statement I can't resist :

On error goto hell
// code
Hell:
// error handling