Facebook videos will soon autoplay with sound.

It's like I didn't have enough reason to leave facebook already.

Pro tip: As great as your product is, it's 1000x harder to pitch to my boss when it has a goofy-ass name.

Me: Hey boss, I came across some new software that'll help manage our mission critical database system.
Boss: Oh yeah, what's it called?
Me: WoolySocksDB Enterprise Edition
Boss: 😐... No.

So "happy" valentine's day .

Fuck clients!

It's a joke, please come back :(

JavaScript is the same as Java

I've been cooking for 4 hours straight, will be eating for a whole week.

If only freelancing worked like that...

In programming, if it looks stupid and it works... it's still stupid.

Me: try googling this
Team mate: ok. So what do I Google?
Me: are you seriously considering specialising in computer engineering?