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- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

What is a developer's worst nightmare? Here is mine

I'll restart this web server, it will take only 10 seconds.
After 3 hours.

Me as a IT manager

Haters gonna say it's photoshop

Dafuq is this, human?

When I have to scroll down all of the terms of use.

U know u need to get laid when u type pussy instead of putty

Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

“Talk is cheap. Show me the code.”
― Linus Torvalds

- Knock Knock
- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Your mysql query callback
- Your mysql query callback

Good use of data structures book.

Ok so 10 yrs ago:-

Professor: Make this web front-end with blah blah blah pages.

*I create the thing and submit it*

<Next lecture i come in class and the projector is showing my website>

<I get excited that im bout to be praised for my work infront of whole class>

<I grab a seat>

Professor: I had high hopes from you. I did not expect PLAGRISM from YOU.

Me: Wwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaat the faaaaaaaaaaaaq??? Where is it which part????

Professor: Ive seen "lorem Ispem" before somewhere else. This is fucking plagrism.

<I sat 15 mins in disbelief>
<Got out of class>
<Dropped out of the course>

Friend: What's your favorite language?

Me: Javascript.

Friend: But it isn't a programming language.

Me: *throws keyboard at her face*

What do I do now? :/

I love visual code