My biggest mistake in my life.

Boss: So when are you gonna finish this?

Me: I'll finish it today,

Me: Finishes task and submits pull request

- The Next Day-

Team Lead: Oh bro you gotta put this on a separate file, this change this too, and that, don't use that shit use this instead, oh and yeah, you can probally use this 'totally awesome typescript decorator' here for that.

Me: Refactors code intensely

Boss: You said this going to be finished yesterday

Me: FML

Me: "Inherits a project"

Me: "Reads code"

Me: "Mom, pls put me back to kindergarten, I just wanna color drawing books again"

I just casted a var into proper type.. was satisfied coz it's my first open source contribution lol

Next time I see a constructor with 22 parameters. I'm gonna report whoever wrote that to the police

Shoutouts to the former programmer that put 5 controllers and 1 service in a single .js file

Vb6.0 and ms access in 2013 or so... Thanks school.

When your boss asks you to create an integration for fb but fb is blocked at the office and he refuses to give you access.
#GodWhy #SaveMe