Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Technically it ain't wrong

If you are poor you don't have the right to browse the Internet through https

Not easy to spot

DDG does not feel so good

They lack inventory management

User experience: -100

Manager (walking in in the morning): ey linuxxx, looking good today!
Me: w-what? I'm not wearing much special, what's so great about my outfit? But than....
Boss: April fools motherfucker!

Well, I had it coming .______.

Same lol

Nowadays......¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is what happens when you decide to send error messages as url value

I'm speechless :\

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

Trying to explain what database is to non technical people/ non developer

Also when you are overqualified 😅

True story 😂

Well they think code grows on trees

..........

Max file size allowed is 10 MB, and this is what I get when I try to upload a 5 MB file. Do I really want to apply here?

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Meanwhile

Margin-right : -20px

pwd salting

Alexa (in another room): ***ALARM***
Me: Hey Google, broadcast "Alexa, stop"
Alexa: ***stops***
Me:

dark theme.

I can't believe I missed this email.

How to properly comment your code

Just doing it for the pizza!

Me: *sends email 45 minutes before a meeting*.

Boss: *20 mins into meeting*, any updates about the issues found yesterday?

Me: Yep I sent an email with an update on everything.

Boss: ok great, *shares screen*, *opens email*.

Ok want to walk us through it?

Me: ...... walk through my email?

Boss: Yeah we have everyone here in the meeting.

Me: ...... yeah I included all of them on the email.

Boss: Right, but it would be good to go through it for everyone’s benefit.

Me: *Reads email word for word, from the screen share*

I will now refer to him from this day forth as “The Time Vampire”.

Found this in a class that has not been touched for 2 years:

// TODO do we need this check? Clarify on Monday.