The legendary advent of code for 2022 starts today!

Here's the link https://adventofcode.com/.

Good luck!

Scared of losing your job? Just sprinkle a couple of bugs here and there. Make sure they still need you

Do marketing teams are really so retarded to believe that if you spam your new customer's mailbox twice a day with "we missed you", "take a look at our new products" etc etc email/newsletter bullshit it will actually entice them to buy more stuff? Bro, it just makes everyone dislike you, makes you look desperate and it's just straight-up annoying. Unsubscribe and no longer bothered to buy anything from you.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Feel like with every day during this pandemic I'm getting less and less motivated to do work...

Releasing on Friday feels like jumping the zoo wolf-pit fence and waiting to be devoured...

Took me a VERY stressful 3 months but I finally got a job!!!

Full documentary on Vue.js - https://youtube.com/watch/...

Just been made redundant (along with 36 other people) YAY

"Hey, how are you man?"

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Happy Friday everyone!

My workplace provides breakfast rolls, fruit, yogurts and other breakfasty stuff as well as free beers at 4pm.

How does your workplace finish the week?

Anyone else got numb/tingling feeling in your index and pinky finger?

It was fine during my holiday, came back and this again just after 2 days behind the desk...

The moment I realised we are all just fucking slaves

go commit *ALT + F4*

console.log(typeof null);

Pls I don't wanna go to hell bois. SAVE ME

HOW TO EXIT VIM

https://github.com/hakluke/...

age = ((age + 1)/2 * 2) * 0 + 29 - 1 * 1

AI generated cats. Post your best results. (You can refresh the page to get a new cat)

https://thiscatdoesnotexist.com/.

Beware though you might encounter some nightmares on your way

I have no clue how... but I just entered my office smiling and actually excited to do some work, like on my first days here and the place smells like coffee too. WTF

Doing a presentation about nuxt.js tomorrow. Any pointers ideas about stuff I should mention (excluding the obvious ones)

Firefox 69 is NICE

Created this sprite to frame by frame codepen inspired by Eadweard Muybridge:

https://codepen.io/kfalencik/pen/...

*Sips on coffee while listening to music on headphones*
Ears get tired
*Takes headphones off*
Notice all the mouse clicking in the office
*Put headphones back on*

We live in the matrix

Official title: Web developer
Unofficial title: Bug developer

Why the fuck does it happen every god damn time???!!!?!??!! Oh look the 5(0) year old designer created an Armageddon (layout) and went on holiday but that's okay cause it has been already approved by our sweet project manager WITHOUT SHOWING IT TO THE DEV TEAM FIRST. Fucking this fucking fuck fuck! FUCK. You deal with this idiots, i fucking QUIT bitch bye.

Have you ever been hangover at work?
What's the worst hangover you experienced?

I once puked on my keyboard (just a little bit) and spent the next 2 hours cleaning it in total silence while my coworkers couldn't stop laughing and making jokes ;_;

It's my fucking chonky cat's (call him Cody, Chonko or fat bitch) birthday today so wish him happy birthday and send gifts 🐱🐱🐱

Every time I see you guys write SCRUM I think about SCROTUM so stop. no homo