https://www.gitignore.io/ is very simple and useful to make .gitignore files . try it :))

I am using Permiso for runtime permissions in Marshmallow and up. So I spent hours finding a way to check if a user has selected "never ask again" while denying permission. And at last found it.

Same old unfairness!

I'm dreaming to send homework to my C++ programing lecturer full of strange #defines and make the code compilable, runnable and working well
He would feel the black side of cpp😈😈😈

"Can you give me an estimate on how long it will take you to fix this bug?"

"That's like asking how long it will take to find my keys."

BMW car using php..

Pretty accurate

Boss: I need to demo our product but it looks smaller on my laptop.
Me: That is because you have a 1920x1080 monitor and your laptop is 1280x800
Boss: Is that something you can fix?
Me: No you will need a new laptop, but the company has a sales laptop with that resolution.
Boss: No just get the company credit card and buy me one today!
*Bosses son hears*
Bosses Son: Here take the sales laptop
Boss: Will that be quick enough
Bosses Son: It has a 8 core i7 Processor, 16GB ram and a dedicated GPU
Boss: *looks at me confused*
Me: Your demoing a web browser, that will be more then ok. But were using chrome so 16GB of ram will be pushing it.
*me and bosses son laughs*
Boss: Can we upgrade it?

I just wanted some water :(

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

One of the many things my non-programmer friends needs to learn.

Don't be this guy 😂

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

I accidentally sent my bachelor thesis to the 3D-printer. It printed a big peace of shit.

Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE FROM.

http://adventurega.me/bootstrap/

Read this before you build your next bootstrap site. Lol.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

"Age is just a number"
No, "Age" is clearly a string.

At least the number is random.

Right ? 😉

Welcome to San Francisco, where even the ice cream ads are programming jokes.

Telling people I don't need GIT and prefer to do things via FTP for years. That is till today when I accidentally deleted everything.

sudo apt-get install git

I'd love to be able to sudo myself through life.