When you're coding during the weekend and your family are asking why you're working. They don't understand personal projects!

I chose my Linux distro based off how friendly the UI looked.

This is how to commit dev suicide.

On Friday, in the midst of the craziest disaster cleanup possible for a project, I tell my boss my laptop keeps freezing and is probably going to crash. Saturday 8:30 FedEx rolls up with a new laptop. I'm even more scared now!

Ever visit a site/web app that's so bad you want to build them a new one for free?

Few text editors' learning curves. Emacs won the competition ;)

Me as interviewer: So how often do you post on dev rant and how far are you into game of thrones?

Interviewee: Not a fan and what's dev-

Me as interviewer: Ok I think I have all the info I need

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

I don't trust devs who don't drink coffee or tea. It's unnatural.

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

Wrote my first real node.js application today.
Expect to wake up with a beard tomorrow morning...

i hate everything about programming except programming.

i hate version control, i hate agile, i hate package managements, i hte deploying, i hate clients. I hate that i cant get shit done.

I used this today

*sees 10+ apps needed to be updated*

*sees devRant update*

*quickly updates devRant first*

Sick and and tired of every single AI lecture using a Terminator slide. It never fails.

devRant is the only app where I closed the app went to the app store and gave it 5 stars

"Need a single page website to be developed with about 3-5 pages including product page."

These clients man

sometimes i feel like im the only JS developer who doesnt use Jquery on every project.

Clients who still think the number of pages a site has is where its value is.

when I explain devrant to people..I use the term group therapy 😜

Telling people I don't need GIT and prefer to do things via FTP for years. That is till today when I accidentally deleted everything.

sudo apt-get install git

you know shit got serious when you create your own stackoverflow account and post your issue.

never interrupt a programmer

Still the best XKCD of all time.

The first time I made fun of a customer of mine was when she took a ruler to see if the responsive website was identical to the mock up

just stay away from me, you and your bloody hardware

When websites disable right click

That awkward moment when you open a terminal and the non dev person next to you thinks you're hacking him.

From now on I am telling everybody I work as a baker. No one will ask me how an oven works, or to repair their croissant.

In case anyone was wondering if Apple ever actually tests updates during review, they do. Sometimes, apparently, they also use devRant with the provided test account. Hopefully their rant/comment quality improves, but they are trying!!

well..