print("Hello World!")

Umidigi, kindly go fuck yourself.

When --> I <-- buy a phone, I should be the fucking one who decides if I'm allowed to install a motherfucking custom launcher.

Your phone is awesome (second full day with heavy usage == 53 percent battery) but on the launcher thing, go fuck yourself. Also go to hell. No, go fuck yourself IN hell, that's even better.

WPA2 exploit has been patched

That's right 👌👌👌

Hello it's my first day here.

So where is the coffee machine?

64 bit windows

Got a job at a great company but I have to move out (I am Canadian and I got a job at Seattle)
How do I say that to my very... "possessive" boss?
Last time someone tries to quit, he threatened to sue them....
(something to do with the NDA contract saying you can't work in a similar job for the next year)

I just had a thought while thinking about Algorithms and data structures. Honestly other than for technical interviews I have never really had to use specific implementations.

Then I suddenly had a thought... What if I wanted to build my own operating system... I would also learn c++ as well....

I can't think of a reason to build my own OS though... Hm.. What about a programming language? Would that be like a mini-OS, and also need all this stuff?

I SPEND 15 MINUTES LOOKING FOR AN ERROR. WHY IS THIS A THING

My girl helping me fix a small server this morning. Chip off the block!

This just came in, hyped!

Nice...

Me: I love you
Girl: I've a boyfriend
Me: sudo I love you
Girl: I love you too!
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.
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Just an imagination 😢

When she's into IT

My grandma comes to me with all her computer problems, but this time she came to tell me a story instead.

She said she was about to call me for help, and then thought about what I would do. "Google it."
And guys, she did. She googled it. And she got an answer.

I taught her to fish, guys :) I did it.
One down, 6,999,999,998 to go...

me.children += 1;
^_^

My first few hours on DevRant were awesome !

I got 66+s in my first 6 hrs. I like how open and welcoming the community is.
Also I like the Devrant system,where every user gets a good exposure.
Hoping for a good time here :)

Code runs, time to remove all the System.out.println("AAAAAAAAA"); from it.

My girlfriends mom asked whether I could fix her coworkers laptop. She claimed that it had viruses installed and laptop is laggy..

So... I got that laptop just now, got home and turned it on. It doesn't have WiFi drivers installed and I do not have any free Ethernet cable right now.

About the lags... Well you won't believe how many custom tool bars and security programs there were. McAffe, AVG, ESET and some Russian made firewall which asks for license key every 5mins.

And she asked me to reinstall windows and keep every file of hers, and she didn't bother to point which files of 300gb of photos/videos/docs are worth keeping and which are not.. HDD is 300GB :A fuck me

P. S. Since it's my first rant I can say ranting helps a lot to calm down

How I feel when I open the Windows Task Manager and kill all the frozen processes.

I didn't redeem my stressball because I felt bad for dfox and trogus having to pay extra for shipping. Is there any way to redeem my stressball while still paying shipping? ❤ (I wanna order some other stuff too)

rushed an arch install in a vm with 2gb of ram
there is no menu bar
wtf
my mouse dontveven work after i login
what the fuck
imtitred gutds

Lorem ipsum... no idea why i post this

Hi, guys. My first rant here. Can anyone please tell me where I can get the devDuck? It looks so cute.

Person: *glances at my grades*

Me: Here we go again.

Person: I thought you were smart. How did you manage to get a C?!

It was a C (programming language) quiz. 🙄

So everyone is showing their setup, I thought why not share mine.

When your girlfriend bathroom is highly active on github

I want the legendary I phone (x-h)^2 + (v - k)^2 = r^2 !!!

The future boys!

First rant from a phone without Google services.

Put shitloads of Google/fb etc domains in the hosts file so my phone cant reach those either.

Root firewall blocks everything except for devrant, a download manager, fdroid and firefox focus.

As for my phone, I'm Google free!