I don't 😅

Want to start learning a new language (non-webdev), but can't decide between Rust, Elixir and Golang.
Any thoughts or comments?

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Good job, Google 😜

Happy Halloween 🎃

Do you know where to get Windows App Signing Keys for a reasonable price?

The cheapest ones I've found were still ~€150 per year, too much for a proof-of-concept :( Not signing the app is not an option...

Just red about a great UI framework for react called AntD.

Immediately visited their site, saw the burger menu being on the right side, and closed it quickly 😂

My conversation with Avalara support (API for taxing):
Me: Hey I'm implementing your API for a client. The requests are going through, I get a valid response back but all goods are taxed with $0. Can you please give me a hint what I might be missing?
Sup: You're using Salesforce Commerce Cloud, requests might be blocked through their firewall
Me: I don't think so, here are some sample requests and responses I just created. The object returned matches the one in your API Doc.
Sup: This isn't a system controlled by us, no support.
Me: So how in the world can it be you don't control your own endpoint?

Seriously, if you don't want to help, next time just say fuck you...

I guess I've just got the ideal dev job. Working from home, with nice people in my team and enough time to deliver quality work.

I'm running a small promo for my Android app 'Cast Controller', if you'd like a Promocode too, leave a comment here or on Reddit ☺️
https://reddit.com/r/androidapps/...

He's been showing this for 15min now... And I'm supposed to be in a call...

Google Assistant Python SDK has been published ten days ago. Just in time, I've integrated it in AlexaPi, so now everybody can have Alexa AND Google Home running on one Raspberry Pi 😎

https://github.com/xtools-at/...

took me 20min to realize why windows wasn't recognising my flash drive:
it wasn't the usb stick I plugged in but the mouse's dongle... stupid me😜

damn, devRant made me miss my bus stop again...

that's what I love it for ❤️ 😁

Vienna Central Station ❤️ Windows

Thank you, Google!

Stolen from Reddit, but still hilarious 😁
Credit: https://reddit.com/r/google/...

worked the whole weekend on a presentation my boss held today. he totally messed up and gave false interpretation to every single number. karma's a bitch😁

can you solve this lemmings stage without googling/youtubing?
built a nes emulator with an raspberry, been trying with 4 friends for an hour :)

have to use OSX

I've recently red a blog post stating 'Google leaves x Million Android devices vulnerable to a new Exploit'
I don't really sympathize with Google, but it's simply the wrong message... It should be more like FUCK VENDORS, WHO WON'T SUPPLY UPDATES TO DEVICES OLDER THAN 1.5 YEARS
Seriously, it's them who make you stuck on outdated OS versions... Just imagine you could only install Windows Vista on your 2014 Lenovo ThinkPad, because it's considered outdated...
FUCK VENDORS (again, just in case)

too many of them obviously :)

I'll probably accept a job offer as PM - the first one that understands Devs :)

You can start throwing stones at me now.

had to push to production on saturday

I used to thank Alexa when it does something for me... Why am I doing this? And more important: does AI care? :D

Ever thought about what happens if you place your laptop on the hot stove?
Our HR Manager certainly didn't...

"what about a messaging app, that has all the features of skype, whatsapp, viber, hangouts, fb messenger & co - everybody would use it over the others"

don't know where the unnecessary whitespace is coming from?

body {overflow:hidden;}

we're reducing plastic waste in the office - this is my new water jug ;)

getting rid of legacy code - and a great comment :D

WYSIWYG your mom!!!

It should be called WYGIWYC:
"What you get is what you crap"