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How developers deal with someone else's code!
Fixing bugs after bugs and it goes on.

Me: rm -rf /
Bash: permission danied

Mom: don't forget the magin word 😊

Me: alias please="sudo"
please rm -rf /
Bash: BOOM ! 🎆

Johnny, Johnny, you are a bad kid!
source: reddit

The best teammates are those those who don't care about the project for 3 months and then one week before the deadline ask: "Is there anything left to do?"

Example done right

I strongly dislike the www part in domain names (the subdomain, really), that's not really news anymore.

Loads of sites use it which I find annoying as fuck for some reason but so be it. (I understand that its very logical to loads of people)

And then you get a client who calls in because the email server isn't accepting her username/password.

*looks into the logs*

"incorrect authentication data: info@www.herdomain.com"

Kill it with fucking fire.

This guy

Maastricht knows how to manage their pan-erm-passwords :3

I'm no longer quitting with formal letters.

Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand

How to calculate walking distance

Km/m/inch ❌
3 songs ✔️

Syntax color

Chickens migrating to debian
(Yet another debian thingy)

I can so relate to this, though the scenarios are different. Makes me mad.😾

I hate reCaptcha so much nowadays.

People in my office sing me praises for what I can do with Linux even though I joke with them that “I have no idea how to do that - but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I’ll figure something out for you.” I even once specifically said in response to my boss commenting on my skills, “You do realize that I just like…google stuff when you ask me to do something with Linux that I don’t know how to do, right?”

But his praise didn’t change at all. There was no “Wait, that’s all it is?”

Instead, he said “Yes, but the fact that you think to do that - and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you’ve learned and use it going forward - is still so much more than any of the rest of us can do. To you, it’s “just googling stuff,” but it’s still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don’t shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay?“

And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don’t undervalue your googling skills, kids. It’s not lying if you know you can figure it out.

Friend: *deletes something from the internet*
"Thank god, now it's gone forever!"

Me: *Laughs in French*
"Hahahaha!"

Friend: "What?"

Me: "No, I'm pretty sure almost everything you put on the internet stays on the internet."

Friend: "ARE YOU STUPID??! The button says fucking DELETE. What else would it to do? Please use your brain for once."

Me: "You realize that text in the button is just a string right?"

Friend: *Looks confused*
"Stop trying to be such a smartass. Why would it be called 'delete' if it doesn't delete? Your logic make no sense whatsoever."

Me: *Makes quick simple app in order to prove my point*

App has 4 buttons:

-Play Music: Shows a picture of a dog

-Stop Music: Starts playing music video of Never gonna give you up

-Close App: Changes the interface to a random color

-Delete App: Pop up that says "The app has been deleted"

Friend: *Installs and tries the app*
"Dude! Did you even test your app before sending me?? Your buttons are broken as hell. None of them works. They all do things they're not supposed to do. How do you even call yourself a programmer? Sorry dude, nothing personal but this app sucks."

Me: *I need a new friend*
*sigh*

Made my day 😂😂

If someone wants to put a Sticker on their camera so noone can spy on you...

How about piping this image to your cam?

I found this amazing repository on github and just had to share it.

https://github.com/danistefanovic/...

I've already built a document scanner.
There's enough tutorials to keep a dev busy for a lifetime 😄

Just recieved my Google Code-In Shirt.
Thanks @devRant for mentioning this competition!!!

Just saw someone at school with a devRant sticker on his laptop 😃

It's hard to use Google Voice when you're a bilingual.

Me *driving in car*: Ok Google, open Spotify..

Google *beep*: Không chắc chắn làm thế nào để Open Spotify (Not sure how to to "Open Spotify" - in Vietnamese)

Me: Ok Google, mở Spotify (same command in Vietnamese)

Google *beep*: Not sure how to "mở Spotify"...

Me *frustrated*: Ok Google, f*ck you!

Google *beep*: Không chắc chắn làm thể nào để "fuck you" (Not sure how to "fuck you" - in Vietnamese)

f*cking Google Voice :|

Who the fuck hires wix developers ?

Do you need someone to drag and drop for you?

My replacement phone came! I can finally use devRant during class again. :D

Had a customer on the phone who couldn't figure something out. Wanted to give him instructions so I asked him whether he used mac or windows (getting used to not including Linux in that question). His reply: uhm this has a weird name... do you know elementary os?

Me: you're a Linux user?!
Him: yes, I'm done with windows and mac.

Then i gave him the instructions. Nice twist of the day!

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

That moment when

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*