2020 dev goal.

To build a 10 inch laptop using a RPi 4 (4GB), so far I've come to the conclusion that it will be self powered with a solar power battery pack, a HDMI screen and a full size 104 key keyboard with trackpad or just a mouse if it's to large.

The case I'm currently staring at a pile of lego going 🤔🤔🤔 this could probably work.

Client so scared someone steal their code (even though we’re the one who make it), they block some access to internet website, also block nuget site

Our life story explained 😂 !

My CEO: "So! You are the new guy we hired to design and manage the implementation of our new state of the art super-duper fancy ERP solution with badass Business Intelligence systems to grow our company which already spans over several localities across the county, that has to live for at least the next 12-15 years?

Please remember that the Windows Server in the rack in the basement needs replacement soon, and that our new fancy solution must not in any way utilize cloud-technology or SaSS! I don't like that! I think it's a scam! We store everything on premises, own our infrastructure and we buy our software...Because I think that is best!"

Me: "So... let me get this straight: You want me to build you a one-off, concept sports car that can outperform a Lamborghini using only plywood, duct-tape and a donkey cart?"

He walked off... I may need a new job next week!

Anyone wanna be buddies?

I know html,css,JavaScript and a little of python

I only have a little programming buddies

Today at lunch we were talking about the bathroom conditions. At some point I commented:

"I don't go to the one closest to my office, the WiFi reception is terrible there."

*dead silence*

I can't be the only one, right? (posting this from the bathroom, BTW)

Swift 😐

Apparently this little music player has no transmitter, receiver, microphone nor camera, pity on you NSA!

Ironic.

when you wear a pink sweater while dj'ing but don't give afuck because you're a multibillionaire ...

Which is why I wrote my coffee machine in Linux! This is real photo taken by me in englewood co this morning.

I started my first job with no degree and no real experience. It was a sink or swim kind of place. Six months in, I was working on a bunch of projects independently, then they hired a new junior developer, and told me it was my job to mentor him.

a lot of the time I knew what to do to get the job done, but I didn't know why. He always asked why... Learning something is one thing, teaching it is another. This guy was the best co-worker I've ever had because he pushed me to be much better while we learned together.

- what's the most popular language for the web?
- javascript
- wow you really can do anything with java

"I can not install the apk file you have sent me on my phone,can I install the ios version instead?!"

Developer (master's degree, -bleeping- smart guy, no kidding) was bragging on how he made a piece of code 3x faster (with the usual pinch that the original dev was incompetent) and spent nearly 6 weeks working on it (wrote his own parallel-foreach library because Microsoft's parallel library was "too slow").
I was the original dev and he didn't know I had my own performance counters where I broke down each stack (database access, network I/O, and the code logic).
Average time was around 5ms (yes milliseconds) and worst case was around 10 seconds. His '3x improvement' was based on the worst test case, which improved by about a second. Showed our boss my graph (laughed out loud, said 'WTF', other curse words) and the dev hasn't spoken to me in weeks (I say 'hi' in the hall and he keeps walking)
Take that master's degree and high IQ and shove it.

The difference between Front End and Back End simplified!

1. Code works
2. Add if statement
3. Code breaks
4. Comment out if statement
5. Code works
6. Uncomment if statement
7. Code works
8. Wtf??

Programmers inside...

You know you've succeeded as a parent/programmer when your kids start counting up from 0.

Just got this amazing gift for my newborn from the guys at work!

Geeko Sapiens

Now bullying the bullies 😀

"Hey Dad, what did you guys do before we all had self driving cars?"
"Well we just drove them ourselves"
"Wow, and no one died that way?"
"Haha oh no, millions of people died son"

yup

full comic here:
http://dilbert.com/strip/2016-03-06

Trying to get this UI pixel perfect

now you know what to do ;)

If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

my desk ...