That would be 🙄

My friend Bob : "Hey meet my girlfriend Alice"
Me : "I always knew about you two"

My boss asked me to do tech support today as one of tech support employee was not feeling well.

The very first call i attended, went like:

Me : Sir, this is xyz support desk. How may i help you?

*Listening his problem*

Me : Sir solution is pretty simple. Just do a Right click on application shortcut icon and then select "Open File Location".

Client : where can i find "Right Click"?

When boss tries to look smart and gives you advice about the project you wrote:

MacBook is running even with 0% battery #respect

Every software should have this

Sorting algorithms visualized

machine learning beginner

Happiness is...

That moment when you realize that you are workaholic, make final push to your personal project, hide computer away, and gaze out of the window, realizing that you are nothing without computer.

When you think the progress be has stopped moving...

Ps... It was still moving.

Allo Siri

Any social event.
"I'd rather be coding."

My GF said I look so silent and innocent while working. She has no idea how much I curse the monitor in my head while working.

Always worth considering...

RIP....😅

walks into a bar ...

When there are people in the group are slacking off...

It might work

Yesterday I had to modify a python script that was written by the previous dev,
There was no documentation to understand the code, I had to read 10 files almost 900 line each, after a looooooooooong 7 hours, at the top of one of the scripts, the author name was same as mine
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

On Friday I deployed to a life site without going through code review or any testing whatsoever. I am now known around the office as 'Billy the Kid'.

Committing is always a hard job. Whether it's Relationship or GitHub.

Can't fall asleep because of unfinished code...

Wake up at 03:00 AM because of nightmares about bad code...

Too tired to finish code or rewrite bad code :'(

now u know

Q: what's your "5 year plan"?
A: I'd like to help the company continue to grow and make my equity worth as much as possible.
Q: No no no, I meant like I wanna be director of "blah blah", where do you wanna be?
A: As far fucking away from you as possible

How to troubleshoot when running low on time:
- Google issue
- Open Stack Overflow link
- Scroll past question details and straight to answer.
- Pray question was relevant

The best answer

I guess unix was made by pervs as I have to command it to Touch, Finger, Unzip, Strip, Mount, Fsck, Unmount and Sleep

fact for me, i dont know for you 🐽

Monday motivation.