Just been cleaning out an old cupboard and found the book that really helped me to understand OOP ... Python for absolute beginners .. Before I picked it up, I was having a hard time getting my head around it all. Good times, good book :)

I was waiting in a queue for Adobe support for over an hour, decided to go for a smoke. I come back, and a representative had entered the chat and closed it because I didn't reply within like 2 minutes ... FU

Hey can you just install Magento and this theme for me? .... Today is going to be a bad day.

After like 15 odd years using MySQL I'm about to delve into the world of document orientated databases ... Wish me luck :)

Was it it with clients and wanting to restrict the height of webpages?

Client: Can you make it all fit on the screen?

Me: What this particular screen?

Client: Well all screens, some people might not realise there is more content.

Me: What if the screen is tiny?

Client: make it smaller

Me: What if you add more content to it?

Client: Hmm, your the developer.

Me: Teeny tiny text coming right up.

'programming' a game on a spectrum zx(copying from a book) for an entire day, only to find out it didn't work ha!

Pretty much every time I look at code I did longer than a year ago.