That feeling when you go to sleep, knowing you couldn't solve that stupid bug😠

They said I needed to keep my commit messages "PG13".

What they failed to realize is every PG13 movie is allowed 1 instance of "fuck".

retrun - the keyword alias I want the most 😔

I rather be home coding than going on this date. What's wrong with me?!

Me trying to debug CSS compiled from a legacy SCSS-project containing 100+ files and no source maps.

how about starting an open-source project where the contributors are the devRant community.

any ideas?

Commit Message Part2:
6528fff Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up
241b35f Who knows WTF?!
4381a32 Argh! About to give up :(
c3bf1a9 more debug... who overwrote!
2d68d6d Fixed a bug cause Maciej said to
b112c1a This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it.
bb456d4 Shit code!
4878b46 Copy-paste to fix previous copy-paste
e2c7e87 A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
f56109f derpherp
e4b8f4c formatted all
3691208 I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
0888b69 just checking if git is working properly...
62741aa I'm too old for this shit!
0735196 COMMIT ALL THE FILES!
09caccf I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
1e1cda8 giggle.
ab70bde Fixed errors
934436d Now added delete for real
5f84e30 My bad
99baff8 CHRIS, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
953473d final commit.
f0c3b57 Just committing so I can go home
4e5ce4e yolo push
deb4e3b I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
710c06a Commit committed....
3c45e67 it is hump day _^_
4487788 Committing in accordance with the prophecy.
bf86e7e This solves it.
4804f68 FONDLED THE CODE
051d42e REALLY FUCKING FIXED

Just like this

Got this cute girl from UKNaoHackathon. She is my new rubber duck

How it feels when I leave a project...

When I need to finish a project

That awkward moment when during the breakfast your dad asks for a fork and you can't find him on github... 😁

The deadline got pushed up... To the end of the week.

FUCK THIS! FUUUUCKKKKKK THIIIS!... one would be fucking excited and motivated to finish work, but your entire fucking productivity is hanging from the internet connection's dick!!!!.. Fuckin ISP mother fucker! FUCK!... i can't fuckin work under these conditions for fuck's sake! SHIT!

Really Microsoft??? Ever heard of clickable links?

I found a bug in my sleep...what has programming done to me !?

#foreveralone 😓

Real one

Deadline was 2 days ago.. Managment pissed off, bugging me every 2 minutes, until they get a call from the client asking to leave me alone to do my job. Awesome feeling..

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A+ use of wallpaper

Today I learned that coding in front of a room full of developers while they watch me code, sends me into anxiety mode and I forget how to type properly. Now all my coworkers think i type at 2 works a minute. yay :/

Simple things that makes us Happy:

A laptop,
a LAN cable,
and an empty room..!

If I could impress girls with my Java skills, I would still be single.

That akward moment when you realize that you are not in a linux shell!

To every coders facing hard times out there -

"Don't worry it's all just plain text"

Tabs and spaces is one thing. How about WinRar vs. 7zip? 😏

When you have to debug using Logcat for Android

Discovering that all the coffee machines are out of service....|| there's no coffee machines on your new project office..

When you love your job and team but you watch all your friends get stress balls and stickers