must try this in some interview!

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

- Boss server is down
- Can you reboot it?
- Oh well... how can i explain you...

The moment you know the program is doomed but he insists its perfect

Apparently I, the Intern, am the only developer at this company with any experience with Version Control. My Boss just asked me for 'Documentation on how to create a Repository in GitHub'...

"There's a big button that says 'Create Repository'. CLICK IT."

I asked marketing how to rank higher on devrant, that's what they came up with:

Well, at least there are no errors...