After spilling coffee on my laptop, and giving it in for servicing (luckily completely covered under warranty), I walked in today to find this one arrived today. I needed cheering up, so thanks!

And I think I'm done!!!

You know what it is.............😝

Finally got my hands on this! 😋

Done, some extra storage

≡≡≡=-DEADLINE

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Found this on web.
True it is.

while(!sleep){
sheep++;
}

It's 4am and can't sleep..

True story !!!

Pranked the people working in my office by including fartscroll.js which (you guessed it) plays fart sounds on our website, internally.
It was amazing hearing random farts in the office when people have their sound maximum and don't know where it is coming from!

Good morning 😁

Apparently Eclipse is an indispensable tool for putting Zen in your coding!

Source: https://turnoff.us/geek/...

My only rant is that I've only now found out about devRant.

How did you guys find this platform?

A colleague once changed the double click timing in the mouse settings to the lowest. This made double click impossible.

Took some time to figure out, and way more to solve without double click :/

No matter how much fancy stuff you use, next flashy framework to abuse, or whatever shitty js you produce
css will haunt you ...
and fuck you. horribly.

Oh snap! Stackoverflow going with the hard hitting questions!

Got my stickers. High quality and looks so good that I don't even want to put it on my laptop. I guess I will try to sell it on the black market.

Valentine of Linux user...

Reasons to beta test others software:
99% To show it off to others
1% To auctually help

For the first time in a long time I have no backlog 🙂

I'm official now! Thanks @dfox

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

Prevention..

I know this is not a good use of my storage, but come on!

Nooooo, R2...

This guy...

You is not gonna beliebers what just happened lol

So a couple weeks ago I earned a stress ball (300+ ++'s) I sent an email about it but never got a reply, so I decided to just forget about it. But then I just ranted (lastnight) about how its so hard to get a stressball. So I basically just said "fuck it i'll buy one". Then some dude comes along and is like "omg not until he shows us the bought one" so I'm like CHALLENGE ACCEPTED and buy one...

Then I get an email confirmation from devrant store confirming my order for the bought stressball. And I notive that my spam folder has unread messages in it. i look inside the spam folder and what do I see?...

I see dfox replying to my free stressball request weeks ago lol. So yay, now I gets the 3 balls (or two - depending) lol omg, so many balls.

DELETE FROM TABLE invoices.

The next week was spent inputing the data by hand because:

Who needs database back-ups?

Your .sln is corrupted