Had a dodgy stomach. Muted the mic & let out an almighty fart.

Only, as you'll have guessed (and I quickly guessed from the silence that followed), I'd missed the mute button.

Did the Kali repos get pwned? Updated to kernel 5.3.0 and rebooted to this. File is 8 bytes, contains just "fuck you".

Imagine what a coder Gordon Ramsay might be like:

Your alghoritm is so FUCKING slow, I'd rather to try to brute force a 20 characters long alphanumeric password!

This app is more insecure than an average teenager!

If your code was a spaghetti it would be a fucking health hazard!

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

LMFAOOOOOOO

Imma leave this here

Found on Applebees company listing on the hackernoon jobs board 😆

Well played D... well played...

[source](https://jobs.hackernoon.com/employe...)

Simple flowchart XD

Work with code, not with people

😁 = 💻

My 2 friends and me just started a company!!! I feel so excited, because I'm 17 and get to learn how to start a company, I always had that dream to be part of startup. My position is backend developer and db engineer working in apache and python for API's and MySQL for database. 😁😁😁😁😁

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

BOSS: Are you sure you are testing in development?

DEVELOPER: Yeah, the changes are local

Schrödinger’s semicolon

Source: reddit r/programming

Every company should give a day off to employees for their birthdays.. Is it to much I'm asking for???

Well, happy birthday to me 🎉🎉

Talking to my angry girlfriend is the hardest debugging process.
I can't even find out what went wrong

Easy-peasy

Do you follow test driven development?

Learning chineese !

Professor: "Who here regularly backs up all their data?"
*Some people raise their hands*
Professor: "Who has at some point lost their data?"
*The exact same people raise their hands*

Filler text for meme

you know something's wrong...

Made my day 😂😂

Mother of God

Got myself a new present.

Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

This is my motivation.

My manager doesn't get it.

I’m legally not allowed to rant about my company but im gonna do it anyway so stay put

"Most companies are looking to 'wow' with their products, when in reality what they should be looking for is an 'of course' reaction from their users." - Christian Lindholm