void my_first_function();
void mySecondFunction();

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

ctrl+s, ctr+s, ctrl+s, build&run.

*writes a big chunk of code*

*Runs without errors*

Something ain't right.

I have a biased, opinionated favoritism towards project managers who can symphatize with their developers.

Wtf man, you are using fucking Ubuntu for 5 months and I really have to tell you how to edit fucking /etc/hosts? Fuck you... I should be the fucking boss...

Every so often I remember that the code I wrote is running in production and real customers are using it and I feel a little bit sick

That was definitely my kind of curve !!

"So you're a coder?"
"Yeah"
"Can you hack the pentagon then"

🙃

When you show people a working prototype of what they asked for and they immediately start point out flaws.

IT'S A FUCKING PROTOTYPE, DIPSHIT!

Why are there so many rude cunts on stack overflow?

Why the fuck would people use non English html classes and IDs, or just randomly mix languages. Please don't fucking do this

Why did you become a programmer?

Me? Because I can make things the way I want.

Hahahaha........😂😂😂. Now that's how to do it.

Feeling awesome after migrate everything from WordPress to Laravel. Kill WP. Fuckkkkkkkk youuuuuuuu. 😣

I assume Im forkable now 🤘

Weak code

If everything is high priority, nothing is high priority.

When Startup Fails you don't fail because you made the product of your dreams

When you make a tech-ish joke and you have to explain it because your coworkers aren't that tech-ish.

Windows trying to solve

Being a techie surrounded by "normal" people is like a torment you didn't ask for. I just watched someone copy a whole folder of images to their flash drive.
File by file.
Without keyboard shortcuts.
In one explorer window.

Select, copy, navigate to flash drive, paste, navigate to folder, repeat.

Everyone here ranting about a fucking missing semicolon. I can't remember the last time a missing semicolon was the issue...

You wanna know what's REALLY BALL-BUSTING????

WHEN THE FUCKING 10 y/o LEGACY CODEBASE, CODED BY FUCKING PHP WORDPRESS SCRIPTERS WHO THOUGHT THEY COULD BUILD AN ENTERPRISE SHIT CAUSE ZF2 "LOOKS EASY" AND THEN FILL IT UP WITH SPAGHETTI, IS SO BAD WRITTEN THAT IN ORDER FOR THE PAGE TO RENDER YOU ACTUALLY ****HAVE**** TO DISABLE ERROR REPORTING SO WHENEVER A FUCKING ERROR HAPPENS ON THE TEMPLATE RENDER COMPONENT OF ZEND FRAMESHIT 2, YOU'RE LEFT WITH A FUCKING BLANK PAGE AND NOTHING IS LOGGED TO THE LOG FILE, SO YOUR ONLY OPTION IS DIE() DEBUGGING LINE BY LINE ON THE 1300 LINES PHTML FUCKFEST OF A VIEW THEY HAVE.

MISSING SEMICOLON? YES PLEASE, GIVE ME MORE OF THAT SHIT

Was working in small startup with great people on new projects, but for very low salary and shitty conditions.

Changed job to big company with nice salary and great conditions, but people are assholes and have to work on legacy stuff mostly.

Guess you can't have everything.

Waterproof S8 ... should have announced a fireproof one and made a joke out of it

I don't understand why gifs on devRant take so much time to load.

I never appreciated HOME and END buttons as much as I do since I started coding.

!(rant)

Someone else here said that you could also get free Jetbrains products if you're a student.

Thank you very much.

I got the Student License!

Check your damn arguments for nulls! Please!

"Hey ,we just hired a developer to work on app A ,so you can stop working on it and focus on B"

**2 weeks later **
"It's been 2 weeks.Why haven't you finished A already?"