Look what I found at the back of my Xbox one controller😊!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Internet not working..

Windows: *Checking for online solutions*

"If you can’t solve a problem, it’s because you’re playing by the rules." - Paul Arden

According to all the job postings out these, exposure bucks are pretty valuable. Does anyone know the conversion rate between exposure bucks and Stanley nickels?

The algo is too damn good

When leaving for the day on my last day in the company.
I thought what I learned here? nothing technical except how to survive the politics, backstabber, betrayal, blame game and getting used.

I wish it could be added as skills in CV.

Time management ! 😂

Careful with that drink or you're gonna overflow XD

Choose me

*Code review a PR*

“Remove extra new line here.”

Friends brother: So what do you do for work?

Me: I am a DevOps engineer

FB: *blank stare* 😐

Me:I work with computers and fix servers.

FB: Awsome. Well my laptop been acting up lately. Can you..?

Me: NO

Credits: nixcraft

Who the fuck came up with the idea of using indentation instead of braces? I wasted 5 fucking hours of my life tracing a bug which eventually came down to incorrect indentation of a return statement which pushed it inside the loop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FML

And the PR has already been merged into master! How will I face everyone on Monday!

that's how we became developers :D

Never underestimate the power of the mighty user!

Whilst on vacation in the UK, I came across a store that sold Kinects for 2.50 £ each, as no one would buy them. I couldn't resist and bought three of them, I have one more at home.

... Any idea what to do with them? 😅
My current idea is building a 3D scanner for humans 🤔

Aww.. no php? xD

- Hey man, ready to spend your last day in this company?
- I W A S B O R N R E A D Y

when you're frustrated.

But wait!! It's great idea!!

When the git blame command points to a younger version of yourself...

SIGKILL

Why the hell are there always way too many required features in way too little time?

Mac: Suddenly turns off
Me: Fuck my code..F***
Mac: No response at all
Me: reset SMC etc etc
Mac: I am dead (no battery detection, dies after 10 min on power adaptor)
Me: Skips a heart beat..(Git, oh yea git)

**Takes Mac to store, After diagnosis**

Apple Freaking Genius (AG): Your Mac has a mother board problem it needs to be replaced.
Me: Hmm what is the problem exactly??
AG: Issues in logic board and some other components.
Me: How much?
AG: Out of warranty so $$$ (60% of original amount)
Me: (wtf?) Really
AG: It's entire motherboard replacement .. bla bla

**Bring it home > open > everything seems ok on multimeter as per circuit diagram > finally finds a voltage drop that is not consistent > minute short circuit > remove > check further > nothing else > reassemble > hit power button > starts fine > freaking battery detected > works fine**

0 $ repair

Fixes two more devices @ 0 $ in friend circle

Builds a raspberry pi backup laptop with 3d printed body..Ubuntu.. you know can't live without a computer

#ThugLife #Engineer

Perfect for continuous ingestion/digestion 😏👌

I think the thumbnail sums it up nicely.

Caught myself spelling name Jason as json. Send help

Just please give me an option to downvote for wrong label. Please.

leftpad : long story short:

Gif found at https://devrant.com/rants/1541916/...

So This is how you spell column in Java 😂

10 out of 10 would recommend going to collage 😁

(Spelled wrong deliberately)