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Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

This happens when programmers try to explain evolution:

When the client asks you to build him a website "like" booking.com but his budget doesn't even pay a weekend on a cheap hotel...

That moment when you found a perfect npm package but there's no f*cking docs whatsoever

When you show your heroku app to your client/boss/friends.

Someone else's SQL

somebody should have made a system restore point on the universe before Trump was nominated so we can go back once people realize what a bad idea this was

Ship it!

Someone else's Code....😠😇

Schrödinger's

That akward moment when your App finally takes down Pokemon Go down from the first place to second in AppStore but you can not be Happy about it 😑. Katwarn warned the users about the incidents of munich #prayformunich. Good to know people still care about the important things. 🙁

wish vs. reality

when your janitor knows his audience

Experience anyone ?

Get it? 😂😂😂

Hey @dfox,

Not a designer here but how about a devRant mug in the store? I'd buy one :D

Boss: "I looked at a testing suite. It is $2,500 a license and I'm buying 60 licenses. You should probably get familiar with it."
LeadDev: "Um, we already use NUnit, and it's free."
Boss: "Hmm...I'd better add Pluralsight training in the budget so you can learn about the new program."
LeadDev: "Oh, no...we need new laptops more than we need software."
Boss:"New laptops? Not my budget. When we buy this new software, everyone is going to use it"
LeadDev: "Everyone? How will you monitor it's usage?"
Boss: "I'll have networking send me captures of all the running tasks on the dev machines. The test suite better be running. Writing good tests will be our #1 priority."
LeadDev: "Um, we already write tests using NUnit."
Boss: "I don't understand what you are saying. I need something I can visualize. This UI testing suite is exactly what I need."
LeadDev: "Maybe the testing suite would be better suited for you and QA?"
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Boss: "Submitted the budget. There will be a test server available for you to configure. This whole project costs over $100,000, so don't screw it up. Any questions?"
LeadDev: "Oh...well...what server ..."
Boss: "Dang...sorry, I'm taking off the rest of the afternoon. We'll talk about this more on Monday. Get started on those Pluralsight videos. I'll expect a full training and deployments by next week. Have a great weekend!"

Don't teach them Git!

Am I the only one who hates the idea of using CMS (WordPress, Joomla, Drupal, etc) to build websites?

Most common hack of all times😊

New "dev" at our company. One of his first questions. "Could an if clause have two conditions?"... /me *facepalm* ... where did my boss find this Person and what did he told him?

Trust issues everywhere!!!

programmers pickup lines

please don't...

OK, another crappy joke time.
0 went to a bar and asked for a vodka shot. The bartender gave him 2 vodka shots. He said, "For you 1 is COMPLEMENTary"!

The Strugle is Real!

how do functions break up ?

well, they stop calling each other😝😝😝😝

Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!