MacOS and their custom keyboard layout drives me crazy. I will have once again to remap keys.

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Yet they keep getting promoted.

It seems being competent and skilled at your current role means absolute dog shit.

I prefer VSCode over visual studio for a ton of tiny conveniences. Some git operations can really only be done conveniently by switching rapidly between the command line and the big scrollable list of diffs. The currently open file is automatically focused in the tree, not by explicit user command. Ctrl+Tab shows the last viewed section of files and not their name, so I can find an arbitrary point in my jump chain. If I open the diff for a newly added file it's possible that I want to edit the file, but it's also possible that I didn't notice that it's newly added. Painting the whole background green doesn't hinder the first scenario nearly as much as it solves the second, in contrast to VS not showing any changes, which just has me confused because of the total lack of modification marks.

How often do you ask questions the answers to which you don’t truly care about?

rules are the starting point,
and then you break them and become an expert

The Windows operating system is a cancer

I want a job where I'm left to just refactor a horrible legacy codebase and make it easy to change

Im on vacation and my boss is terrorising my phone number. Having answered after the 5 th call he claims I’m not on vacation until i sent out a handover to all my colleagues. Fuck this shit I’m so done with them

Remember everyone. 5 hours of ChatGPT will always save you 5 minutes of stackoverflow

10 years ago i was falling in love with programming for the first time

Entire careers are built on "Any updates?" emails.

The worst unsubscribe form possible...

😅😅😂😂

Fixed my first bug today at my new dev job :) starting to feel useful

Fact :)

my neighbors should upgrade their wifi.

it too slow.

Whenever you sense your Imposter Syndrome coming, tell it FUCK YOU and keep crushing it.

I made this

!rant

AHHHHHHHH I MADE AN OFFER ON A HOUSE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY ACCEPTED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INSPECTION DIDN’T TURN UP ANYTHING HORRIBLE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

salary

Random.

Took this shit from my window.

Sometimes it feels like I'm not as passionate towards coding as I was before. Seeing bright-eyed juniors with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge makes me wish I could feel the same again. I mean I still like it and all, but it's just not the same.

devrant: tell us about your shitty co-workers
everyone:

Working overtime

Do you know what's better than getting work done. HAVING ANOTHER F****ING MEETING ABOUT WHAT WORK NEEDS TO BE DONE!

I COULD'VE HAD MOST OF THIS SHIT DONE BY NOW BUT I HAVE TO SPEND 1/2 OF EVERY DAY JUST EXPLAINING WHAT THE F***K I'M DOING, WHAT THE F**K EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING, AND THEN EXPLAINING WHY IT HASN"T BEEN F***ING DONE!

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS LEAVING WHY YOU CAN'T RETAIN ANYONE? YOU HIRED THEM AS FREAKING ENGINEERS PROMISING THEM THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THINGS AND THEY SPEND ALL DAY IN F***ING MEETINGS WASTING THEIR IQ AND WISHING FOR DEATH!

GGAAAHHHHH! BY THE EMPEROR PLEASE COMMISSAR END ME!

Dealing with non-techy people is annoying.
Dealing with non-techy people who THINK they are techy is even worse.

Offering pizza to go to the office. Like we are fucking children

What did Mario say to Peach before their divorce?

It’s not-a you… it’s-a me…

QA: Rapidly toggling between light and dark mode causes screen to flash unpleasantly

Dev: …

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