Coding Teacher: "you'll need your laptops for the exam. To prevent you from cheating I'll disable the network now"

...pulls out the network cable on his machine...

"okay you can start now"
🤦🏻‍♂️

A few years ago when I was still an apple fan boy, friend of mine bragging me about how android is awesome, we were drinking some shots at our local pub and I was starting to get light headed. At one point he showed me so called "terminal emulator" app. I checked it out, and assumed it's an emulation, just like dosbox, so I decided to verify that "rm -rf *"... (the phone was rooted)

The phone shutdown within seconds, I couldn't stop laughing, while my friend was shock that his new phone was longer booting.

Luckily he managed to reflash the ROM. What can I learn from that experience?
1. Don't drink and sudo
2. Don't call your app an emulator if it's the real deal.

Professor in OS lab: Open up Cygwin and try some Linux commands

Me: Opens up dual boot Ubuntu and runs the commands on Terminal

Professor looks at my system: Is this the latest Windows 10 ?

Me: ...

Kinda curious if there are any devs who don't use a monospace font when coding and what drove you to do such a horrible inhumane thing?

My current DE

My favorite compiler programming joke.

Don’t use Facebook.

That is all.

No justification required

Windows 10 Image viewer:

void ShowImage(string imagePath) {
Thread.Sleep(3600)
imagePath:GetImage().show = true
}

Sorry if my code is bad. But you understand what i mean xD

While developing my meme website I think my newest js-file is oddly satisfying to look at ❤️

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

I never has wrote a test.

DevRant needs some code syntax highlighter for improve readability

DevRant needs polls?

1. yes
2. no

When I need to finish a project

can this sticker be recursive? 😂

Any can hire a Venezuelan guy as web developer? I work for food 😂

I found a python virus online a while ago that just corrupts your .py files, so I wanted to do something similar and after writing it I ran it on my pc, it corrupted all of my .py files.

First post on here. Hope some of you get a kick out of it.

I have done it, I crashed Vim. 16 GB wordlist for password cracking

I don't know what the hell this is, but my idiotic brother downloaded it.

I uninstalled it, but if it's malware, I'll be pissed off.

He literally just came up to me, and said that he clicked a link on YouTube to download something. He even said, "It's an invisible app."

He says it's invisible, because you can't find it unless you check the apps setting.

Programming in a tree. I usually climb up here and read, but I decided to code, and I didn't drop my laptop :D

I covered the screen with my hand because my code's ugly, and I don't want anyone to see it lol.

JavaScript WTF #1

WTF GOOGLE, WHY...

Accidentally uploading your nudes to Github

When your girlfriend bathroom is highly active on github

When your repo gets forked on github for the first time

Someone is pretty active on github :D

Program accounting software for work, but use a paper ledger for personal accounting.

Hmmmmmm

I thought it would be pretty cool to start a pet-sharing post!
(My apologies if this has been done before, I just thought it would be cool to see the pets of the devRant community!)

Here are my two: