A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Frontend is as hard as backend

An appreciation post for every single frontend developer out here who can bear customer, project managers and designers nagging

You guys deserve a gold medal

So I accidentally published my AWS keys to GitHub, stupid me. I realize this the next day.

$ git reset
$ git push
Reset keys in AWS

I was too late. Bot already stole the keys and started up 53 EC2 instances. Racked up $4000+ of compute time (probably Bitcoin mining, I'd assume)

4 weeks later, I finally have this shit disputed and settled.

Don't test with hardcoded keys. You WILL forget about them. Env vars always. That is all.

When looking at a junior dev’s code.

Going to sleep within 5 minutes of getting in bed.

Got a star on GitHub once

Machine Learning:

In my web dev class today the person beside me was having an issue. The professor comes over and tells him to open the HTML file in whatever browser he wants. His exact words were: "Use your favorite browser."

The kid opened fucking IE.

I'm in love with the theme-color meta thingy!
On Android, it makes the tab so beautiful!

Well now this is typically true..

Posture difference b/w developer and a designer😀

Make fun of your manager or system admin by this. Tell me what happen next!

Every Front end developer ... 😂

Met a guy in the gym, he asked me to make him an online shop for supplements.
I quickly made a reactive, angular based shop with an admin page.
He paid, I put my name as the creator, it was all good...

...then he removed all legal products and added tons of anabolic steroids for horses in little jars (yes, he even added pro level photos).

I received a call from the police and had to prove that I don't manage his content.

*Me Calling the NSA..

[NSA]: Hello, how can I help you !
[ME]: Hello, this is the NSA right?
[NSA]: Yes
[ME]: Since you are recording all phone calls, I have a little request.
[NSA]: And What is that?
[ME]: My mom called me couple hours ago to bring something from the supermarket, her phone is off.. What did she told me to bring?
[NSA]: beep..beep..beep

Learn modern Javascript, Python, data science, machine learning, to catch up and not be outdated

$ man unzip
Definitely the weirdest command I've used in a while

Always read documentation 😃

I love evenings like this.

SPOTTED: A place to store all your JavaScript Libraries

why do i always feel like shit after job interviews? 😥

Xcode is the worst IDE made by Apple... ooh, it's the only IDE made by Apple

I think one of the main disadvantages of working at Uber is that you should explain you’re an engineer not a driver every time someone ask you about your job

Who knew YAML forbids the use of TABS? Good for them.

YOU NEVER USED SOURCE CONTROL?
TELL ME AGAIN YOU’RE A PROGRAMMER

Shit getting to next level!

Dafuck did i do to myself

My hacktoberfest t-shirt finally arrived :)