* Dead ... Thinking of code

Do you have an example of what this would be like?

Have you looked at https://npmjs.com/package/...

I'm looking for the same answer friend

I remember taking a C++ class trying to get my project partners to use git, and it was the most difficult thing. They were like, "when are we ever going to use this", and I was like, "I am a Software Engineer irl, I use it every day"

Yeah, git or subversion would take care of that, but if your boss and colleagues are opposed to vcs then you can at least maintain a CHANGELOG

Isn't that just a CHANGELOG?

It ran so far away, and couldn't get away

should probably flip their screen

@Phantacy There's no place like 127.0.0.1, welcome

@deusprogrammer Or git reset --hard and git push -u

*Proceeds to hack DB*

Those damn Cinderella's

You monster

@thureos well it's more that they want every little thing as a microservice

@thureos well we haven't even started

@thureos we are trying to build a CRM, and they want to start from the ground up as microservices

*Insert minor threat joke here*

Of course this is a rant, if your code works on the first try your not doing it right

Agreed, but sometimes you need some understanding, otherwise you won't even be able to complete the "project"

Didn't want to go any further, figured the idea got across

<?php

/**
* Checks if $bf screwed up
* @param BoyFriend $bf
* @return bool
*/
function checkIfMessedUp($bf) {
return $bf->didSomethingStupid();
}

while (true) {
if (checkIfMessedUp($bf);) {
throw new Exception('No longer in love');
}
}

Although, I can't tell you how many times I was like "Don't worry out that" in the middle of a stakeholder presentation

Just wait for the next influx of tickets, they always come

This exact scenario is how I got a chance to be a developer in the first place, and our department wasn't even really interested in even having developers in the first place

It was coming for us all along, it was just a matter of time

I can't express this advice enough, to be honest, it's not just git, but the importance of a VCS in general

This isn't madness, this is Sparta

I had to use a windows #toospooky

I make playlists of entire band discographies and list to them the whole way through