So do you have any co-workers or teammates who horde tasks and don't share knowledge? I hate those kind of people. Everytime I bring it in team's retrospective and that one asshole remains quite during the whole meeting, agrees to everything and continues to horde tasks again in the future. That affects the team performance and causes to form a single point of failure and recovery which is bad when working in a team. Share your experiences.

When your call connects to overseas technical support...

come on! are there any devs who have never ever googled an error message? :)

When your app is in internal testing and you tell them specifically "this part won't work in test" .. Then 20 minutes later you get an email about it as a bug. 😞

#kim-kardashian {
padding-bottom: 9999px;
}

Removing an app from the app store should prevent users from downloading it again and accessing the app entirely.

I hate providing support for a deleted app.

"Ok the query looks good, lets execute it"
--executes--
"WAIT FUCK CANCEL IT"

Non programmers will never look at everyday problems the same way programmers do.

True story

When you spend 15 minutes writing the code, and 4 hours coming up with the perfect name for the class/method/variable

Am I really a Software Developer or am I just really good looking up stuff on Google?

So McDonalds have released a new antivirus product...

//TODO - I will probably never do anything about it but I will Put this thing here just to make myself feel like some day I will

AdobeFlex what ?!

Jobs description be like "Seeking virgins with 3 years of sexual experience" 🤔

Start with the ABCs

Trump.css lol

That moment when you are the last one to leave due to a bug 😤

Sitting next to the sales guy at work,l and I'm just like

"Hello World" from a cheap board that full of amazing features come together with build in WiFi.

Web dev in 2016:

Keep installing node dependencies until it works.

Those moments when your app server is down and you restart everything and then somehow it is magically working again.

Just inherited a project from a "senior" with the variable names 'gggg' and 'ssss' in it...

When you find a method called GetCategoriesNewNew(). what does GetCategoriesNew() or GetCategories() do differently?!

My boss literally spends half an hour finger-fucking his phone on the mobile site to find "bugs", that I can't replicate. A combination like: swipe, pinch, landscape, portrait, back pinch, open new tab, close tab, ash cigarette on phone, dunk in toilet, dry, double tap... Aha I've found a bug, there's 0.5 pixel line of space between the bag header and the browser bar.

Sharing a project with someone that still uses Visual Studio 2005 and refuses to upgrade to the same as everyone else, meaning the first hour or 2 looking at their work on your own machine consists of fixing bugs that prevent it from building

When you code a method and think to yourself, I have no idea why that works but it does!

I spent 4 hours trying to rectify a client's website.

Just to find out it was missing a '}' in one of the CSS line. Can you not?

*facepalm*

Famous last words:

"But it worked in my local..."

North Korea has blocked Internet access to Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube such a shame to the 3 people who have Internet access there