Found this in a library today while trying to debug it... I want to murder some devs right now.

How do you even type --no-preserve-root accidentally?! :-o

Thank you microsoft. You clearly got that right. If someone knows how to make passwords secure, it's you.

... Is this what you wanted to hear? Because it looks like you have no idea what you're doing.

So a couple of days ago we noticed a strange behaviour with a playment plugin for an online shop of a client. We opened a ticket in the support center and got a response that basically said "Nobody ever reported this behaviour. Therefore this is not a bug."

Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 0 seconds exceeded in ...

- PHP

Easy order terminal at McDonald's...

"Have you cleared your cache?" is Internet for "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

I just love PHP. You can do so much awesome stuff with it. Here, let me show you:

How to READ a private member of an object:
$reader = \Closure::bind(function ($instance, $name) {
return $instance->{$name};
}, null, $instance);
$value = $reader($instance, $name);

How to WRITE a private member of an object:
$writer = \Closure::bind(function ($instance, $name, $value) {
$instance->{$name} = $value;
}, null, $instance);
$writer($instance, $name, $value);

See? Just like that. This is really amazing stuff. I don't know of any other languages that allow this.

alert(atob('SGFwcHkgQmlydGhkYXkgZGV2UmFudCE=')):