Hi, so I want to get into Android App development.
I know the basics of Java and I have already written some simple apps with Java.

However I would like to get more serious with it and now I wonder if I should directly start writing apps in Kotlin or if I should write them in Java.

Me: Hey do you have windows phone?
He: which one Microsoft or Nokia.. 😂😂

It says i should select all parts of a stop sign... help me pls :c

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sorry;

Friday evening. Just finishing new website for my company. (Had to build it with wordpress) Boss wants to bring it online right before weekend. Switch domain to production. Nothing works anymore. Fuck Wordpress. 👿

That moment @dfox ++ one of your rants. I feel like my rant was autographed 😍

How To Be A Developer
(Easy Method)

(Note: You need an Android device to be a developer)

Step 1: Go to Settings.
Step 2: Click on "About phone".
Step 3: Click on "Build number" 7 times.

Congratulations, you are now a developer!

How to become a better developer...

Server Admins:

Don't fucking make changes to the server configuration and assume that it's going to be functional.

Stop fucking breaking shit on client servers then leaving it for the rest of us to clean up.

Verify your goddamn work before you tell them that their issue is resolved.

I just joined a company where all push to master branch. 🙄

Q:Why is this book so long?
A:Its mostly white spaces

I usually end up sending my messages in person

......

Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

Uhm ... Yes, I work with computers. No, I can't help you with your Excel problem.

Milk++

Ironic.

Bad news: Company shutting down, gave one day notice and was told not to come in for work the next day. Was compensated, of course. But still, it sucks.

Good news: I'm a developer.

I forgive Microsoft for all the bugs on W10. Why? Because Cortana on Android mirror notifications from phone to PC smoothly. Saving so much time. And I get to know if I miss calls or messages. Brilliant.

How I feel using Google Analytics Realtime to watch a user navigate my site.

When your client has BrowserStack 😫

god knows why the code that works on Friday does not work on Monday

History is never made by those who use incognito browsers :D

#TipOfTheDay 😂😂😂

FFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!
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When you set up your first ever personal Apache server built on a raspberry pi and everything works first time, and you feel like a god for this tiny achievement :D

Friends.

Instatgrams designs working on the new logo...

When I want to read some new Dev Rants , and there's no new Dev Rants.

My new shirt came today!