Recursion, see recursion

this books may change your life.

PS: first rant, you guys are great

How to calculate walking distance

Km/m/inch ❌
3 songs ✔️

Im sure you'll agree with this :-}
Do you have a life?😂

The biggest scaling challenge...

Aha, when I joined my first (startup) company as an IT guy, they had 2 rooms in a small corner of a commercial building.

When I left the company after 2 years, they had two floors of that building with 40 rooms, had 5 different websites running in AWS, was using managed GSuite and a lot more.

So yeah, keeping up with all those was my biggest challenge.

*In Office
Coworker raises his head, looks at boss: "I'm leaving".

Boss raises head looks at coworker: "Ok".

All this took 5 seconds,..the weirdest 5 seconds of my life

Took them years...but its finally here.

Thanks GitHub

Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

Built the website. He took 2 weeks to test. Then asked me for changes. I took two weeks for changes. Someday during the second week I login (wordpress), I see the old version of the site, all my changes are gone.

I ask him,

Him: I had a customer who needed to see my site... So I reverted to the old version. I had a backup.

For fuck sakes! 1st of all, if he is a customer he doesn't need to see your marketing site anymore give him a flyer idiot.

Then, for fuck sakes: Give me a fuckin call so I back up your site. Idiot.

Why you didn't fuckin back up my fuckin version.

I stopped working and passed him to a more patient, more wordpress guy.

Just idiot.

The train tracks are protected😂

Found some error logs on the prod server.
🤔
🤔
Deleted them unread.
Problems solved.

Who else think this is awesome

When your repo gets forked on github for the first time

Best licence ever

e = (mc)²

errors = (more code)²

Dev confession.
Everybody in my department thinks I am a genius programmer.
I am just a better googler who knows how to apply things.

Always be ready for those long nights!

So just saw this course online the logo and title are two different languages not the best first impression

recently started game development... used trigonometry and algebra for the first time in real life..

Person: "Can you speed up my computer? Don't delete anything though."
Me: "Your hard drive is at 99%... you need to get rid of some stuff."
Person: "Can't you do it with out deleting anything?"
Me: "We can move it to a cloud service..."
Person :"No, that won't work. How will get my stuff back?"
Me: "Nvm..."

"The school tech asked me for my MAC address on my phone, but I told them I didn't have one because my phone is Android and Macs only have MAC addresses, right?"

-my wife

I laugh and cry at the truth of this.

I run a small business and sometimes I really think my employees are messing with me with the questions that they have about computers

when people post work requests on here instead of rants. this ain't no freelancing website lol

Q: "Why isn't she committing to me?"
A: "Because you are in her .gitignore list"...

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

The real Windows

Our Lifecycle

The art of happy programming

An API Wrapper: (src: @jcsrb)