Production environment. Where else would I do all my testing?

How to check if a number is negative.

!firstRant

Can anyone relate to the fact that before you disturb your co-worker with an issue you should ATLEAST try fucking google?
Not to mention the documentation, stackoverflow, msdn, forums. Hell, once, I found the answer I needed on a freaking bakery forum.

C# you are drunk. Go home.

Source: https://adeetc.thothapp.com/classes... on page 2

every time

I really don't understand these quit vim memes, i got it right the first time...

!rant

Working on a C++ game engine

Today I wanted to start learning C.
Windows wanted to update.
We did updates.
I guess this is my wife now.

Ahhh... That girl 😂😂

How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

Where's your best place to code?

So did the programmer come first? Or did the coffee?🤔

He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town.

Credit to @leeflower on Twitter

Look right here at this beauty, one of my students wrote :D They were supposed to find all dividers of given number :D makes me question my whole teaching skills :(

Sometimes I feel like my wife woke up with a "--verbose" flag on...

Being a kid in the 80's...

Slow, old, spaghetti coded legacy projects that no one has touched for years.

You know those ones where you put your Indiana Jones hat before going in and barely come out alive.

Visual zzzzzztudio

OneNote and their global shortcuts.

If an enterprise software isn't hated, then it isn't known.

Microsoft Access

Mark my words.

1 bottle of beer on the wall take one away throw it away, 0 bottles of beer on the wall.

0 bottles of beer on the wall take one throw it away, 3560890 bottles of beer on the wall

fsck this

Don't know if this has been post yet before but ohhh well

I've been on dark devrant since it was released and today I was wondering what the light mode looked like again..

*switches to light*

After my eyes burned away I remembered why I use dark mode in the first place and switched back 😂

Today I'm 40 years old..
Should i be afraid?
Will i be filtered out?

will i stop getting "pick up" messages from hot girls on linkedin, who's
Only intrested in my mind?

am i too old for this to be my room?

Looking at code you wrote 2 months ago....

Can't tell if that is our burn-down chart or the PM got drunk and played with an etch-a-sketch

Yeah no