The creation of an e-ink usb stick showing how much space is in use was to this day one of the best things lexar ever did.

This one should be named ‘The Unclean Code’ 😂

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

We are in 2017! :)

This is me at 5 in morning 😭😭

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

😁😁jumped right to the controversial topics! (source:9gag @dombai51)

Waiting for Gradle to build the project be like

Oh boy...

Wait, what?

Just who the fuck from apple thought its a good idea to make the FUCKING SCROLL BAR overlap, the FUCKING PROPERTY ARROWS, everytime i accidentaly hover over it? I cant change shit! I have to wait few seconds every time i accidentaly hover over the scrollbar so i can be able to FUCKING CHANGE the value!

Dear Apple Inc,

Fix your shit! We're paying 100$ a year for what? More bugs and toruture? I didnt sign up for this bullshit! Give us back some real quality products, or just buy the company Jetbrains and let them build the IDE for you instead.

When I try to be happy but my phone knows my feelings.

Jenkins builds...

Message from God to Python developers

Biggest accomplishment so far this school year (it's been 2 days)

Me: you should not open that log file in excel its almost 700mb
Client: its okay, my computer has 4gb ram
Me: *looking at clients computer crashing*
Client: the file is broken!
Me: no, you just need to use a more memory efficient tool, like R, SAS, python, C#, or like anything else!

Interviewer: "I checked your Github, your side projects look very interesting! Tell me about your other hobbies."

Me: "other hobbies?"

The golden ratio !!!

Who knew, Usb and rj45 are the same width? Not me after spending 10 mins trying to work out why mouse not working.

When google crashes your website with an IPv6 address but you can still see the error log..

First day at work .... Excited
😃

I don't know which is the worst : chmod 777, sudo on windows or my skills with drawing apps

Tides of time but still...

Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:

Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

My manager is so obsessed with machine learning that during a discussion today, he asked whether we could use ML to find the distance between a pair of latitudes & longitudes. He is a nice guy, though.

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

Microsoft mentioned devRant on Twitter

Dang bullies got to my stress ball 😢

When it's time to go into evil mode

When you search google for a fix and you find a solution on the first link you open.