Can you not still get your avatar printed?

Carpel Tunnel has actually made me a far better programmer.

While I've had to cut down on how much I program, I have instead started writing the first draft of any program on the whiteboard and manually debugging it.

Also got my dream internship because it made me far better at coding interviews!

I have already accepted another internship offer.

I just received a far better offer.

And somehow I made it to the final interview round for my dream company.

Literally anything to add to my resume under projects.

The difference between C and C++: "If it's helpful at all, it is in the standard library"

Does the support DevRant button not work for anyone else? I just want you to take my money =/

Just a friendly heads up that you can find plugins for any browser that'll give any web page a dark theme!

I had the privilege of showing my non dev roommate the beauty that is dark themes.

I've never been so tempted by in-app purchases until I saw that tiger

As a filesystem admin I've taken up making every file I create named using some Archer reference, please send ideas.

Just printed "Hello World", time to put Python on my resume! 😎

Lol, JavaScript sucks at JavaScript.

College male computer science student here:

Even when I find attractive girls who want to date me, the thought of it stresses me out. In reality if I can truly chat and have a good time with a girl she has been friend zoned.

Advice anyone?

It's irritating when people think app development is as easy as creating the wireframing...

Today Comcast told me my account password over the phone... Fucking Comcast stores passwords in plaintext.

Anyone's company affected by sheer idiocy?

Is there a particular brand of Rubber Duck you would recommend for C++? Lord knows I need it...

You know you're a developer when the only secret society you want to join are those who don't get auto down-voted for a Stack Overflow question.

Now my only goal is to obtain enough points on this app that I might trick out my profile picture and get it printed to the custom sticker.

I find coding is the best way to alleviate boredom on a plane.

Not because I enjoy coding that much, but because there are two types of people:
1) Those who know what programming is and who will ALWAYS ask about it interested. (Conversation starter)
2) Those who don't know what it is and just assume you're hacking the plane!

There are two programmer mindsets:
1) I have no idea what I'm doing
2) I am a god

Stack Overflow taught me to place all my respect for fellow users in a near arbitrary score.

As a new user here I feel trapped...

Coding won over my first girlfriend!

My senior year of high school I taught myself C++ and thought it was the coolest thing (lol). So I wrote a stupidly simple program that would ask your name and output a random riddle. But if the name was hers it was a riddle in which case the answer was "a date". Looking back, even if she was on my robotics team it was the nerdiest thing.

We dated for 8 months and broke up as friends. But to this day it provides a great story as I pursue software development.

I knew I had found the right group of friends when one of them suggested we try SQL Injection on the instant messaging feature of the bowling alley console.

Unrelated, do people not think, "hmm, that seems like an unnecessary feature?"

If you're ever feeling unskilled at development, just remember:

One of the most famous questions on Stack Overflow is "how to exit vim?"

Jk, Vim's a bitch.