Stack overflow...

You a front end dev?
Try sass or less, you will love it,
You will never be able to go back to css
😂
Please up vote after learning

Use windows, they said...

sad and disgusted version of the devrant emoji.

Our client is so stupid that they are currently paying for 9 devs to sit on their asses doing basically nothing just so they can guarantee that said devs will be available just in case they need something changed at the last minute.

When someone writes class names lowercase and methods uppercase in Java.

BSOD of the day

IPv4 combat!!!

Don't want to go back to work and code, there's much better things to do; Like stay at home and code instead.

Web devs get me

When something goes wrong at work, my boss will blame the first dev in his vicinity ...

Boss: "what the hell happened? why are the servers down?! This is unacceptable! Blah blah etc etc"

Me: "I dunno. Let me review if my CSS had anything to do with it" 😑😩

When you write code straight for 2 hours and it instantly works 😊

How web developers debug their markup...

.someBox {
background-color: pink;
}

devRant should make their own version of Tinder. All this lonely devs could really use a partner to cheer up their life 😄

A more experienced friend told me
"don't be a pussy, test in production"

I'm the one fixing the bugs, not him

readme.jpg

really?

Programmers everywhere.

This guy is the best coworker ever. He analyzes my algorithms, advises me when to eat or take breaks, and reminds me not to take life too seriously. He's pretty helpful with debugging too.

Family: So what did you study at school?
Me: Software Engineering
Family: So you can make websites?
Me:

when your commit message is longer than the actual change

what people think when I say I program in COBOL..

> Can I have the water?

You didn't said the magic word...

> sudo Can I have the water?

I am more thankful to StackOverFlow and Google than I am to my university.

!rant

I've always wanted to son to enjoy the the same feeling I get when I'm developing. Today my son pulled up a chair next to me and started asking questions about my code, it's safe to say I got those proud dad feels.

Feels good man, feels real good.

coincidence?

Acceptance Criteria: it should spin

The best answer

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁